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EM Bachelorette

deletedover 7 years

Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

deletedover 7 years

if you came over id demand you sleep on the sophia you dirty pustuelle

deletedover 7 years

Babe says

Hey girl, I've been "pond"ering how beautiful you are, you are "soph"ucking gorgeous. The other girl is really "Ellie"mentary compared to you.

This competition was getting a bit night"Mary" but our host has managed to keep "calm" and has really s"pun" things around with this new challenge. She's not "liLAC"KING any creativity this one.

lailai says

who's gonna clean the vomit off my laptop

deletedover 7 years

Babe says

Hey girl, I've been "pond"ering how beautiful you are, you are "soph"ucking gorgeous. The other girl is really "Ellie"mentary compared to you.

This competition was getting a bit night"Mary" but our host has managed to keep "calm" and has really s"pun" things around with this new challenge. She's not "liLAC"KING any creativity this one.

lailai says

who's gonna clean the vomit off my laptop

Tartosis

over 7 years

Are you looking for a respondse with so phew words?

Becomeclear

over 7 years

sophias opinion is irrelevant here

Jeff

over 7 years

lilac says

the winners of round 1 are zigma and bonk :)

sophia literally liked mine the most tho so

deletedover 7 years

why would anyone try after those

lailai

over 7 years

lailai

over 7 years

Ranked

over 7 years

I'd like to pound Ponds all I need is U.

Becomeclear

over 7 years

Send me an application.

Ranked

over 7 years

can i b a bachelor

johnreid

over 7 years

Hey girl, I've been "pond"ering how beautiful you are, you are "soph"ucking gorgeous. The other girl is really "Ellie"mentary compared to you.

This competition was getting a bit night"Mary" but our host has managed to keep "calm" and has really s"pun" things around with this new challenge. She's not "liLAC"KING any creativity this one.

deletedover 7 years

1)Hey, gurl, you make me feel like a piece of paper.

I'd rip myself in half for you.

2) I may be a rock, but I won't skip over ponds.

deletedover 7 years

dust says

You didn't tell us this competition would have a pun-ishment game.

ayy lmao

this makes me wanna pun-ch myself in the face.

dust

over 7 years

You didn't tell us this competition would have a pun-ishment game.

ayy lmao

Dag

over 7 years

zigma is a confirmed fuccboi

deletedover 7 years

u r soph-ucking cute

deletedover 7 years

u make my dỉck sopht

deletedover 7 years

ROUND 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

deletedover 7 years

the winners of round 1 are zigma and bonk :)

Ranked

over 7 years

need gf

deletedover 7 years

woops today b1tches

johnreid

over 7 years

Whens round 2

Enamored

over 7 years

Betrayal says

Kerry how's Haydenish doing ?

well, i'd hope