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EM Bachelorette

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Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

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if you came over id demand you sleep on the sophia you dirty pustuelle
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Babe says

Hey girl, I've been "pond"ering how beautiful you are, you are "soph"ucking gorgeous. The other girl is really "Ellie"mentary compared to you.

This competition was getting a bit night"Mary" but our host has managed to keep "calm" and has really s"pun" things around with this new challenge. She's not "liLAC"KING any creativity this one.



lailai says





lailai says




who's gonna clean the vomit off my laptop
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Babe says

Hey girl, I've been "pond"ering how beautiful you are, you are "soph"ucking gorgeous. The other girl is really "Ellie"mentary compared to you.

This competition was getting a bit night"Mary" but our host has managed to keep "calm" and has really s"pun" things around with this new challenge. She's not "liLAC"KING any creativity this one.



lailai says





lailai says




who's gonna clean the vomit off my laptop
Tartosis
almost 8 years
Are you looking for a respondse with so phew words?
Becomeclear
almost 8 years
sophias opinion is irrelevant here
Jeff
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lilac says

the winners of round 1 are zigma and bonk :)


sophia literally liked mine the most tho so
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why would anyone try after those
lailai
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lailai
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Ranked
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I'd like to pound Ponds all I need is U.
Becomeclear
almost 8 years
Send me an application.
Ranked
almost 8 years
can i b a bachelor
johnreid
almost 8 years
Hey girl, I've been "pond"ering how beautiful you are, you are "soph"ucking gorgeous. The other girl is really "Ellie"mentary compared to you.

This competition was getting a bit night"Mary" but our host has managed to keep "calm" and has really s"pun" things around with this new challenge. She's not "liLAC"KING any creativity this one.
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1)Hey, gurl, you make me feel like a piece of paper.

I'd rip myself in half for you.

2) I may be a rock, but I won't skip over ponds.
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dust says

You didn't tell us this competition would have a pun-ishment game.

ayy lmao


this makes me wanna pun-ch myself in the face.
dust
almost 8 years
You didn't tell us this competition would have a pun-ishment game.

ayy lmao
Dag
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zigma is a confirmed fuccboi
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u r soph-ucking cute
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u make my dỉck sopht
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ROUND 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.
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the winners of round 1 are zigma and bonk :)
Ranked
almost 8 years
need gf
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woops today b1tches
johnreid
almost 8 years
Whens round 2
Enamored
almost 8 years

Betrayal says

Kerry how's Haydenish doing ?


well, i'd hope