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EM Bachelorette

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Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

Betrayal
over 7 years
Kerry how's Haydenish doing ?
Enamored
over 7 years

bonk says






dis guy wins
DonLion
over 7 years

BarGriz says

Most EM players here know I'm gay, can you help me prove them wrong?


fify
BarGriz
over 7 years
Most EM players here think I'm gay, can you help me prove them wrong?
deletedover 7 years

Babe says


lilac says

it's to remind myself who has posted and who hasnt


You are so smart :').

11/10 host.


thanks bb ;)
deletedover 7 years

did i win yet?
johnreid
over 7 years

lilac says

it's to remind myself who has posted and who hasnt


You are so smart :').

11/10 host.
deletedover 7 years
hello where my prize @ ?
deletedover 7 years
coz u never leave my mind
deletedover 7 years
if i had a dollar for everytime i think of you, i would have one dollar.
Dariukas47
over 7 years
Always knew epicmafia was a dating site. This just confirms it even more
deletedover 7 years
it's to remind myself who has posted and who hasnt
Tartosis
over 7 years
This is survivor tribes now
Nicol
over 7 years
what do the colors mean
Nicol
over 7 years

Whitepimp007 says


Nicol says

/me googles pickup lines

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!


My wife coo'd when I read her this lmao


lol
Whitepimp007
over 7 years

Nicol says

/me googles pickup lines

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!


My wife coo'd when I read her this lmao
Whitepimp007
over 7 years
"I hear you're looking for a stud. I've actually got the STD covered, all I need is U."
Becomeclear
over 7 years

ElIie says


All girls are magical <3.


delusional
xPooky
over 7 years
He actually hasbhis own thread funnily enough
Nicol
over 7 years
hi ellie i love ur avi :3
ElIie
over 7 years
Calvin, get your own thread to shitpost in boy.

All girls are magical <3.
deletedover 7 years

ling says

Calvin said i have to hit up lilac


hi ling
deletedover 7 years

Calvin says

lilac is so f­ucking partial and biased


excuse me calvin i love sophia just as much but everyone knows her so i didn't think she needed an introduction!!!
illuminati
over 7 years
lmao
deletedover 7 years
my pickup line is i say did it hurt? and then you say did what hurt lol? and then I say when you fell onto the concrete and mutilated your face look at your f*cking face look at your disgusting mutilated face