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EM Bachelorette

deletedover 7 years

Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

ling
over 7 years
And i will think of ypu every time i eat pizza
deletedover 7 years
thank u ling, ill remember u 4ever in my heart
deletedover 7 years

bonk says

ling is just jealous because he doesn't have the confidence required to do cool things like me


cool pizza stunts
ling
over 7 years
Yeah bonk good luck on your quest hope you get these girls and more
deletedover 7 years
ling is just jealous because he doesn't have the confidence required to do cool things like me
ling
over 7 years
Yea byt the truth is youre delivering it to some nerd whos trying to impress his internet friends

What a sad story
somethingwhatever
over 7 years
imagine delivering this pizza all the while wondering if u r gonna go into a lesbian threesome or a 2 girls 1 man threesome or maybe is for his kids, udk u cant be sure
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somethingwhatever
over 7 years
bonk is taking this to a new level hunger games meets the bachelor
deletedover 7 years
PICK ME OR I KILL MYSELF

yachi
over 7 years
i was hired by expose and sammie to tell you that you can't say that word
deletedover 7 years

yachi says


Zayn says


Betrayal says

Sophia can I Slytherin your Gryffindoor? ;3


pedophi'le


mods vio him


YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CALL SOMEONE THAT IF THEY HAVE GIVEN YOU A BASIS FOR IT. HE IS CLEARLY PREYING ON A CHILD.
yachi
over 7 years

Zayn says


Betrayal says

Sophia can I Slytherin your Gryffindoor? ;3


pedophi'le


mods vio him
Gerry
over 7 years
If you're actually doing a game you should prob just check the "only listed players can post"
evo
over 7 years
sophia: u r like pizza. i like pizza
evo
over 7 years

Miguel says

Are you a school because I want to shoot inside you


https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5b2bwp/hey_girl_are_you_a_school/

plz disqualify
Becomeclear
over 7 years
jeff so cringe dq him asap
deletedover 7 years
sophia u r the light of my life. u r the light at the end of a dark tunnel. when the clouds are billowing u r the one who steps in to break them up and let the light shine through. in the words of nicolerena "u r my rock".
deletedover 7 years
i thought i was competing for sophia.
deletedover 7 years

Betrayal says

Sophia can I Slytherin your Gryffindoor? ;3


pedophi'le
Betrayal
over 7 years
Sophia can I Slytherin your Gryffindoor? ;3
somethingwhatever
over 7 years
girl u so fine i wanna seize your means of reproduction
deletedover 7 years
hey girl is your name marx because i;d like to mark my means of production all over you
somethingwhatever
over 7 years
lmao i just got in cause i mocked someone getting a diss, but let's do this
I'm against capitalism and multi-national corporations, but I'd like to invest in your company.
xPooky
over 7 years
round 2 leggo