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Cool Kids Table

deletedabout 9 years

In this thread, players without an EpicMafia family may apply to sit at the Epicmafia Cool Kids Table. Only the coolest of the cool will be allowed to sit at the Epicmafia Cool Kids Table. Rejection to seating at the Cool Kids Table may occur for any reason whatsoever, as the Cool Kids Table seats are only reserved for the elite of the epicmafia cool-dom.

https://epicmafia.com/family/10498

deletedabout 9 years
cow U SMELL
Rutab
about 9 years
I will mod abuse your post ^
deletedabout 9 years

Rutab says

Fk u Zach


Envy of the Cool Kids by the Unworthy is common. Do not fret, citizen, for even Cool Kids need common cows like you to do grunt work.
apeescaper
about 9 years
Sorry not sorry
deletedabout 9 years
fk u COW
Rutab
about 9 years
Fk u Zach
deletedabout 9 years

apeescaper says

How about me


Your application to sit at the Cool Kids Table has been accepted. Welcome aboard, you studly champion!
apeescaper
about 9 years
How about me
deletedabout 9 years
You can tell how desirable a seat at the Cool Kids Table is by the anger of The Unworthy.
K0vu
about 9 years

Kylo says

I won't make you, this is simply a screening process to determine who is worthy. You are not worthy. Feel free to seethe in bitter rage over your rejection from the Cool Kids Table


Please move along, you have been rejected.
deletedabout 9 years
I won't make you, this is simply a screening process to determine who is worthy. You are not worthy. Feel free to seethe in bitter rage over your rejection from the Cool Kids Table
K0vu
about 9 years

Kylo says

Please move along, you have been rejected.


Rejected.

Please move along. Crying to your friends can be one of the most effective means of dealing with the trauma of rejection from the Cool Kids Table.
deletedabout 9 years
NEVERRRRR
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sineadiio says

I upvoted thinking you'd linked the actual cool kids fam, but you didn't and I'm disappointed


Please move along, you have been rejected.
deletedabout 9 years
I upvoted thinking you'd linked the actual cool kids fam, but you didn't and I'm disappointed
deletedabout 9 years

sineadiio says

lol loser you are only one in your fam


Rejected.

Please move along. Crying to your friends can be one of the most effective means of dealing with the trauma of rejection from the Cool Kids Table.
deletedabout 9 years
lol loser you are only one in your fam
K0vu
about 9 years
You wouldn't even accept a fellow member of the dark side.. your family is not a true fam
deletedabout 9 years

K0vu says

The cow kids are better anyways


That seems to be the typical course of events here. Carry on!
K0vu
about 9 years
The cow kids are better anyways
deletedabout 9 years

Gerry says

bad fam


Rejected.

Please move along. Crying to your friends can be one of the most effective means of dealing with the trauma of rejection from the Cool Kids Table.
deletedabout 9 years

K0vu says

Can I join the Cool Kids Table?


Rejected.

Please move along. Crying to your friends can be one of the most effective means of dealing with the trauma of rejection from the Cool Kids Table.
Gerry
about 9 years
bad fam
K0vu
about 9 years
Can I join the Cool Kids Table?
deletedabout 9 years
I'm not sure that anyone is elite enough to be part of the Cool Kids Family but me, but that's alright.

I will bear the burden of the Cool Kids Table.