Epicmafia

Cool Kids Table

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In this thread, players without an EpicMafia family may apply to sit at the Epicmafia Cool Kids Table. Only the coolest of the cool will be allowed to sit at the Epicmafia Cool Kids Table. Rejection to seating at the Cool Kids Table may occur for any reason whatsoever, as the Cool Kids Table seats are only reserved for the elite of the epicmafia cool-dom.

https://epicmafia.com/family/10498

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ChilledOut says

Hey guys just a normal person here what's up

I'm sorry, but alts are rejected from the Cool Kids Table by default.

Please move along. Crying to your friends can be one of the most effective means of dealing with the trauma of rejection from the Cool Kids Table.

deletedalmost 8 years

Hey guys just a normal person here what's up

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Note: In the event that any cows apply to sit at the Cool Kids Table, the rejection is preemptive.

Though certain cows may have been trying to obtain a seat at the Cool Kids Table for years now, seats at the Cool Kids Table are only reserved for people.