In this thread, players without an EpicMafia family may apply to sit at the Epicmafia Cool Kids Table. Only the coolest of the cool will be allowed to sit at the Epicmafia Cool Kids Table. Rejection to seating at the Cool Kids Table may occur for any reason whatsoever, as the Cool Kids Table seats are only reserved for the elite of the epicmafia cool-dom.
C'mon man, do you really think you deserve such a group as this? This a pristine, voluptuous, independent EpicMafia group. You really think they would pick you over me? Don't even f.ucking go there, dude. Why would they choose someone who's talented in sports, photography, art, and science? What the f.uck? Who even likes that rubbish?
There's no way they would even consider you. You have to respect their traditions, like I do. Ever since I was 11, I made my own anime comics. What do you do? Go hiking? Boating? C'mon man, they don't even care for minuscule activities like that.
Even if they did like those things, there's absolutely no chance you're smart enough to even be allowed to go near them. I have a GPA of 2.5. What's yours? It's probably not nearly as good. Just stop now man. You know they want me more. I've always impressed them with my C's. What can you impress them with? Your failing grade of a 40? Just leave us dude. You're trash and you know it.
WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME? HAVE YOU NO HONOR? Seriously dude, if you can't even be man enough to respond, what group would want to even waste their time with such a coward, a passive moron, an ineffective waste of living tissue? You don't f.ucking deserve them man. They're pristine, beautiful, EpicMafian, independent, and with highly respectable traditions, which you don't even bother to think about. Give up man. Go find someone else.
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They hate us cuz they ain't us
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Rejected.
Please move along. Crying to your friends can be one of the most effective means of dealing with the trauma of rejection from the Cool Kids Table.
deletedalmost 8 years
Rejected.
Please move along. Crying to your friends can be one of the most effective means of dealing with the trauma of rejection from the Cool Kids Table.
You thought EpicMafia families weren't serious business?
We at the Cool Kids Table take our business very seriously.
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Only main accounts are allowed seats at the Cool Kids Table.
To be given a seat at the Cool Kids Table, you must leave your current family before applying to sit at the Cool Kids Table, and risk being in neither family if rejected.
I am sorry that you are not cool. Coolness is innate, it cannot be acquired. Being a burger is something that you could do that I couldn't. We all have our strengths.
