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Cool Kids Table

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In this thread, players without an EpicMafia family may apply to sit at the Epicmafia Cool Kids Table. Only the coolest of the cool will be allowed to sit at the Epicmafia Cool Kids Table. Rejection to seating at the Cool Kids Table may occur for any reason whatsoever, as the Cool Kids Table seats are only reserved for the elite of the epicmafia cool-dom.

https://epicmafia.com/family/10498

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Antidote, these seats might look empty, but they're taken. Go sit with the dorks.
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Antidote says


Kylo says


Antidote says


Kylo says


Antidote says

I'm interested


You're rejected!


wtf lono got in

forget it i withdraw my app


Lono is a veteran forum warrior who never cheated for his e-gf.

I think it is safe to say that Lono has a much higher cool quotient than you.


i cheated with jade when we were living together

your EM lore is rusty


Well that adds to your cool quotient a little, but cheating with a girl you're dating on epicmafia automatically lowers your cool quotient below the threshold.

We apologize. Please move along, there is no room for you here.
Antidote
almost 8 years
lono does smoke a lot of weed which is pretty cool
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Almost everyone has been rejected.


The few. The proud. The cool.
Antidote
almost 8 years

Kylo says


Antidote says


Kylo says


Antidote says

I'm interested


You're rejected!


wtf lono got in

forget it i withdraw my app


Lono is a veteran forum warrior who never cheated for his e-gf.

I think it is safe to say that Lono has a much higher cool quotient than you.


i cheated with jade when we were living together

your EM lore is rusty
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thecolonel says

i don't wish to apply. i know i wouldn't make the cut and would like to be spared the humiliation


A wise choice. There is no seat at this table for losers.
thecolonel
almost 8 years
i don't wish to apply. i know i wouldn't make the cut and would like to be spared the humiliation
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thecolonel says


Lag says

its ok im not a kid anyway xo


that's never stopped me before


Unfortunately, you must follow the same application process as the other members if you wish to apply.

We wish you a nice day, and may the cool be ever in your favor.
yoyo200900
almost 8 years
it's your loss buddy, i'm the coolest kid around and everyone know's it
thecolonel
almost 8 years

Lag says

its ok im not a kid anyway xo


that's never stopped me before
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its ok im not a kid anyway xo
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We are sorry. Please remember that even the cool need the uncool.

Perhaps you could make your own family, like the Home Economics Kids Table, and you could cook us food.
MasterFreakUltraman
almost 8 years
Im cool as a cat wtf you dont even know me
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Lag says

kylo u missed me


You've been rejected.
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kylo u missed me
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yoyo200900 says

definitely posting here. i am a "cool kid", after all


You've been rejected.
yoyo200900
almost 8 years
definitely posting here. i am a "cool kid", after all
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MasterFreakUltraman says

For what grounds..


On the grounds of uncoolness.
MasterFreakUltraman
almost 8 years
For what grounds..
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MasterFreakUltraman says

I will like to apply to be accepted please.


You've been rejected.
MasterFreakUltraman
almost 8 years
I will like to apply to be accepted please.
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Antidote says


Kylo says


Antidote says

I'm interested


You're rejected!


wtf lono got in

forget it i withdraw my app


Lono is a veteran forum warrior who never cheated for his e-gf.

I think it is safe to say that Lono has a much higher cool quotient than you.
Antidote
almost 8 years

Kylo says


Antidote says

I'm interested


You're rejected!


wtf lono got in

forget it i withdraw my app
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Peta says


Kylo says


calvin says

yeah dude how's that peta gimmick going along


5 Years in, I'm getting laid, and I think I've surpassed him.


Excuse me?


What can I say, man? I like my style.
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Antidote says

I'm interested


You're rejected!