In this thread, players without an EpicMafia family may apply to sit at the Epicmafia Cool Kids Table. Only the coolest of the cool will be allowed to sit at the Epicmafia Cool Kids Table. Rejection to seating at the Cool Kids Table may occur for any reason whatsoever, as the Cool Kids Table seats are only reserved for the elite of the epicmafia cool-dom.
As evidenced by your husband Calvin being beaten up behind the school in a 117 page mod beheading by me,
You are the fakes. Begone.
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next week on 60 minutes: competitive orphans
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Unfortunately, because you have so many less trophies than us, your claim is less valid.
Also, the total cool quotient of your entire family is less than the cool in my pinky toe.
Have a nice day. You and all of your family members have been rejected.
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The seething anger of The Unworthy towards The Cool Kids Table, which is now in the trophy hall of fame in less than 6 hours and having rejected most trophy winning applicants, is like music to my hears.
Cry, Unworthy One. Cry.
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uh what i'm pretty sure you stole my family dude, get your own
I mean, that's sad... Kovu is like a main tbh, it's got a good pie too
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Alts are rejected by default.
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Oh Sonrio,
If twenty years from now the Cool Kids all brought their kids to thanksgiving and you were there for some reason, and they were separating those kids into a Cool Kids Kids Table and a table for the losers, you'd still have to sit on the floor.
