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for krystalk

deletedover 8 years

this thread is to explain the birds and the bees to krystalk

deletedover 8 years

i wonder if i still have that journal somewhere tbh

roadman

over 8 years

Shout out to my fellow virgins.

krystal

over 8 years

mist says

no no it was my TRAVEL JOURNAL where i logged the tales of my TRAVELS in CHINA. i also logged having sex. it was like that one scene in futurama where Zap Brannigan puts in the captains log that he banged leela except i didn't have a wimpy green alien to write it for me so i had to do it myself.

i hate Brannigan, don't compare yourself to that c*nt muffin

deletedover 8 years

no no it was my TRAVEL JOURNAL where i logged the tales of my TRAVELS in CHINA. i also logged having sex. it was like that one scene in futurama where Zap Brannigan puts in the captains log that he banged leela except i didn't have a wimpy green alien to write it for me so i had to do it myself.

krystal

over 8 years

was that book in your hand all the ways she wanted to bang u?

deletedover 8 years

nah there's more.

i lost my virginity to this chick in the lounge of a seedy hostel in Chengdu, China. there was no "mattress" ofc; we banged on a pile of beanbag.

AdrenalineMime

over 8 years

the way you marked that out makes u look like a faceless hooded wanderer

deletedover 8 years

here's the story:

on the left is a girl. on the right is another person, whose face you don't get to see bc screw u, who happens to be me at.... i guess i musta just turned 17.

anyway, we banged.

the end.

krystal

over 8 years

yes pls i need your wisdom

deletedover 8 years

this is the story of the first time i did the do

u asked for pictures and i shall deliver. i hope ur pleased with urself, i literally reactived my 1-year deactivated facebook profile to get this picture.

u ready for the story?

deletedover 8 years

OK so

deletedover 8 years

lets do this