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this thread is to explain the birds and the bees to krystalk

ArieI
almost 10 years
there's more to the internet than , edark, even if that's all you pay attention to
Edark
almost 10 years

ArieI says

who needs sex ed when there's internet tho...


You get quite a skewed view of sex if you only look at pornos lol
ArieI
almost 10 years
who needs sex ed when there's internet tho...
Edark
almost 10 years
I've actually never needed to have the "talk" with my parents and I glad I didnt have to, sounds like an incredible awkward conversation to have. Im glad Sweden got great sex ed.
Edark
almost 10 years

mist says

actually i do have wisdom on this. let me tell you about the mistakes we made, after we took our clothes off.

first of all, if you can help it, don't lose your virginity to a virgin. i mean, i know this is kind of not the first thing u think of when ur lookin' to get laid but this is sound advice. we were both virgins and as it turns out, we had no idea how to have sex. it took us like, 15 minutes and 3 condoms to figure out a position in which penetration was feasible.


What the fk
Cabb
almost 10 years
good thread guys. 10/10
roadman
almost 10 years
deletedalmost 10 years
well you're certainly not hot

edit:SH...IT wrong alt
ice
almost 10 years
im cold
citeopmI
almost 10 years
I used to think ice was cool & nice. not anymore.
ice
almost 10 years
im glad mine was poop free
citeopmI
almost 10 years
:(

1 on-topic comment cuz i feel bad for helping derail mist's thread: anyone implying that having misadventures on their 1st time is a bad thing sux because come on who doesn't want their most memorable sex to be their most interesting 1

edit: "come" on
ice
almost 10 years
excellent tactical use of the plus
citeopmI
almost 10 years

roadman says

Good Nat.


this ALSO needs modplussing. roadman isn't doing his job.
citeopmI
almost 10 years
same. sleep well as far as sleeping goes with only one participant
roadman
almost 10 years
Good Nat.
Clair
almost 10 years
maybe if roadman and i had sex we'd forget all our differences
ice
almost 10 years

Impoetic says

noobish sex-giving


i laughed out loud here
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anyway im gonna pass the heck out i got work in the morning.

thanks for finding my experiences amusing, epicmafia. i love talking about myself tbh.
citeopmI
almost 10 years

Connor says


roadman says

The forums aren't really the best place to give specifics.


-_-

i'm not asking you specifically. i'm wondering. i don't actually expect or desire details from you


do i detect sudden animosity in a thread about sex...?

no WONDER premarital sex is considered bad by some people. After marriage, there's at least a conceptual/monetary barrier keeping people from criticizing each other over their noobish sex-giving or w/e it is that makes breakups happen
citeopmI
almost 10 years
Does Applebee's even serve apples
Clair
almost 10 years

roadman says

The forums aren't really the best place to give specifics.


-_-

i'm not asking you specifically. i'm wondering. i don't actually expect or desire details from you
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projectmatt and appleofmyeye

well ok they didn't last but they did meet at applebees. that's gotta count on the stats list somewhere.
Lux
almost 10 years
yeah, carly is awesome.
roadman
almost 10 years

Connor says


roadman says


Connor says

i wonder what happened to vig and melody


Still together.


yeah but what happened, you know? how're they fairing? have they kissed yet? have they met again?


The forums aren't really the best place to give specifics.