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this thread is to explain the birds and the bees to krystalk

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roadman says


Connor says

i wonder what happened to vig and melody


Still together.


yeah but what happened, you know? how're they fairing? have they kissed yet? have they met again?
over 8 years
Good read, thanks OP.
over 8 years
owl and tea.
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I am an epicmafia statistician, all of this goes into an excel file
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LOLUMAD and Lamer
over 8 years

Zhuorb says


Connor says

im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out


considering the sample size is over one thousand a few tens is literally between 1-5%


where'd you get that statistic for epicmafia relationships......
over 8 years

mist says


Impoetic says


Connor says

im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out


the only one i've heard about is yours


WillianGallis/Grace
you/mau
i think there's another one or two im forgetting


I don't know ANY of those people
over 8 years

Connor says

i wonder what happened to vig and melody


Still together.
over 8 years

Connor says


Impoetic says


Connor says

im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out


the only one i've heard about is yours


depends on your definition of successful. literally every relationship but one wont last for the rest of your life


my point stands, presumably because I don't pay enough attention
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Impoetic says


Connor says

im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out


the only one i've heard about is yours


WillianGallis/Grace
you/mau
i think there's another one or two im forgetting
over 8 years
i wonder what happened to vig and melody
over 8 years

Connor says

im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out


considering the sample size is over one thousand a few tens is literally between 1-5%
over 8 years

Impoetic says


Connor says

im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out


the only one i've heard about is yours


depends on your definition of successful. literally every relationship but one wont last for the rest of your life
over 8 years

ling says

most of the successful ones dont come to em anymore

thats why they are sucessful


we are doomed to fail bc of this
over 8 years
most of the successful ones dont come to em anymore

thats why they are sucessful
over 8 years

Connor says

im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out


the only one i've heard about is yours
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whose alt is that
over 8 years

Connor says

yeah, there was probably a thread about it


i made it for u dude
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im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out
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krystalk says


mist says

anyway that's why i swore of Long Distance Relationships forever

until i found epicmafia


who's your love interest now?


https://epicmafia.com/user/317956
over 8 years

Connor says


Connor says

yeah some of us are suckers for love


kerry: "by saying that you imply you put up with crap"

she was so chuffed with herself for this pun


posts that need modplussing: +1
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em is definitely the best worst dating site ever
over 8 years

mist says

anyway that's why i swore of Long Distance Relationships forever

until i found epicmafia


who's your love interest now?
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anyway that's why i swore of Long Distance Relationships forever

until i found epicmafia
over 8 years

Connor says


mist says

honestly i didn't really think about that until way later. i was more focused on the fact that i just had sex. cuz like, dang, sex.

also i was in LOVE coni. u kno how it is.


yeah some of us are suckers for love


i won't suck !