wait prison camps is north korea nvm. still tho we got outta dodge way too many times and i think i used up like, all my luck for the the entire year 17 in those 6 weeks.

idk man.

honestly me and her really should have freaking died on that trip like our luck was so strong. a couple weeks before this occured, we got suuuuper plastered and ended up wandering a chinese city we had never been in before for like 2 hours and somehow made it home. we should have gotten lost and then got abducted or something, honestly. or just picked up by the police and put in prison camps.

krystalk says

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

my advice is to never have sex, actually. abstinence is the only 100% effective way of not farting during sex.

mist says

krystalk says

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

my advice is to never have sex, actually. abstinence is the only 100% effective way of not farting during sex.

so i should stay a born again virgin for life? is what you're saying? i think you're right nat thanks :,)

krystalk says

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

my advice is to never have sex, actually. abstinence is the only 100% effective way of not farting during sex.

krystalk says

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

my advice is to never have sex, actually. abstinence is the only 100% effective way of not farting during sex.

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

Connor says

you took your clothes off in the lounge?

yeah this is another thing. unfortunately it was a hostel so we had like, not private area to screw and the lounge at 1am was as close as we could get. there was totally the chance someone coulda walked in on us. some chinese fellow, who would be hella confused. heck, for all i know someone DID walk in on us. idk man, i was pretty distracted by the naked lady in front of me.

krystalk says

mist says

secondly, don't poop while having sex. look, im not pointing any fingers. our afterglow was cut painfully short by the distinct scent of feces. and then we found a literal piece of poop at the base of one of the beanbags. now again, im not passing around any blame, but i certainly didn't poop during sex, and im pretty dang sure that poop wasn't there before we banged. and im also like, 70% there was no one else in the beanbags for the duration of said intercourse. so like. u can probably see where im going with this.

LMFAO no way u are being serious rn hahahahahaha

this actually happened. i swear on my life lmao

mist says

secondly, don't poop while having sex. look, im not pointing any fingers. our afterglow was cut painfully short by the distinct scent of feces. and then we found a literal piece of poop at the base of one of the beanbags. now again, im not passing around any blame, but i certainly didn't poop during sex, and im pretty dang sure that poop wasn't there before we banged. and im also like, 70% there was no one else in the beanbags for the duration of said intercourse. so like. u can probably see where im going with this.

LMFAO no way u are being serious rn hahahahahaha