Epicmafia

krystal

over 8 years

awhhhhh that was a cute joke :,)

Clair

over 8 years

Connor says

yeah some of us are suckers for love

kerry: "by saying that you imply you put up with crap"

she was so chuffed with herself for this pun

Clair

over 8 years

mist says

honestly i didn't really think about that until way later. i was more focused on the fact that i just had sex. cuz like, dang, sex.

also i was in LOVE coni. u kno how it is.

yeah some of us are suckers for love

krystal

over 8 years

Impoetic says

krystalk says

Impoetic says

krystalk says

xela says

krystalk says

mist says

krystalk says

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

my advice is to never have sex, actually. abstinence is the only 100% effective way of not farting during sex.

so i should stay a born again virgin for life? is what you're saying? i think you're right nat thanks :,)

is there where you have to clarify that "aha i have had the sex, i did it i'm not actually a virgin who doesn't understand sex lol, that was the joke"

yes xela, i need em to know i am a wh0re and then found God
edit:redeemed wh0re

is sex bad?

only if its b4 marriage, after it is gud

why's that

bc god hates us and wants us to go to hell

roadman

over 8 years

It would be terrible if this happened to you on your wedding night, knowing you'd have the rest of your life to look forward to with the coital pooper.

deletedover 8 years

Connor says

mist says

it's got a sad ending though. we tried to make it a long distance relationship once we went back to the states (she was from the South but went to boarding school at Exeter, one state over from me) but she ended up like, not contacting me for a span of 2 weeks while she was "visiting some friends", which she justified to me as "living in the moment" and i was like "naw dude, we're not doin this."

not to mention, she pooped................

honestly i didn't really think about that until way later. i was more focused on the fact that i just had sex. cuz like, dang, sex.

also i was in LOVE coni. u kno how it is.

Clair

over 8 years

yeah, there was probably a thread about it

citeopmI

over 8 years

krystalk says

Impoetic says

krystalk says

xela says

krystalk says

mist says

krystalk says

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

my advice is to never have sex, actually. abstinence is the only 100% effective way of not farting during sex.

so i should stay a born again virgin for life? is what you're saying? i think you're right nat thanks :,)

is there where you have to clarify that "aha i have had the sex, i did it i'm not actually a virgin who doesn't understand sex lol, that was the joke"

yes xela, i need em to know i am a wh0re and then found God
edit:redeemed wh0re

is sex bad?

only if its b4 marriage, after it is gud

why's that

krystal

over 8 years

Connor says

Connor says

i do not know if i would be where i am today if my first timer pooped let me tell you

taking this into account, i am definitely grateful that kerry did NOT in fact poop during sex

so kerry was your first time?

Clair

over 8 years

i am also grateful that i did not poop during sex either

krystal

over 8 years

Impoetic says

krystalk says

xela says

krystalk says

mist says

krystalk says

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

my advice is to never have sex, actually. abstinence is the only 100% effective way of not farting during sex.

so i should stay a born again virgin for life? is what you're saying? i think you're right nat thanks :,)

is there where you have to clarify that "aha i have had the sex, i did it i'm not actually a virgin who doesn't understand sex lol, that was the joke"

yes xela, i need em to know i am a wh0re and then found God
edit:redeemed wh0re

is sex bad?

only if its b4 marriage, after it is gud

citeopmI

over 8 years

Connor says

while a great experience, there's not enough story in it for it to deserve its own thread IMO

ask mist to give consent to you using her thread

Clair

over 8 years

Connor says

i do not know if i would be where i am today if my first timer pooped let me tell you

taking this into account, i am definitely grateful that kerry did NOT in fact poop during sex

citeopmI

over 8 years

krystalk says

xela says

krystalk says

mist says

krystalk says

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

my advice is to never have sex, actually. abstinence is the only 100% effective way of not farting during sex.

so i should stay a born again virgin for life? is what you're saying? i think you're right nat thanks :,)

is there where you have to clarify that "aha i have had the sex, i did it i'm not actually a virgin who doesn't understand sex lol, that was the joke"

yes xela, i need em to know i am a wh0re and then found God
edit:redeemed wh0re

is sex bad?

Clair

over 8 years

while a great experience, there's not enough story in it for it to deserve its own thread IMO

krystal

over 8 years

Connor says

i do not know if i would be where i am today if my first timer pooped let me tell you

will you also make a thread about your first time?

Clair

over 8 years

i do not know if i would be where i am today if my first timer pooped let me tell you

Sims

over 8 years

any girl that poops during sex is a keeper imo.

Clair

over 8 years

mist says

it's got a sad ending though. we tried to make it a long distance relationship once we went back to the states (she was from the South but went to boarding school at Exeter, one state over from me) but she ended up like, not contacting me for a span of 2 weeks while she was "visiting some friends", which she justified to me as "living in the moment" and i was like "naw dude, we're not doin this."

not to mention, she pooped................

krystal

over 8 years

xela says

krystalk says

mist says

krystalk says

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

my advice is to never have sex, actually. abstinence is the only 100% effective way of not farting during sex.

so i should stay a born again virgin for life? is what you're saying? i think you're right nat thanks :,)

is there where you have to clarify that "aha i have had the sex, i did it i'm not actually a virgin who doesn't understand sex lol, that was the joke"

yes xela, i need em to know i am a wh0re and then found God
edit:redeemed wh0re

xela

over 8 years

atleast you can gloat that you f'ed the poop out of somebody literally

deletedover 8 years

it's got a sad ending though. we tried to make it a long distance relationship once we went back to the states (she was from the South but went to boarding school at Exeter, one state over from me) but she ended up like, not contacting me for a span of 2 weeks while she was "visiting some friends", which she justified to me as "living in the moment" and i was like "naw dude, we're not doin this."

xela

over 8 years

krystalk says

mist says

krystalk says

mist says

maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags.

i feel like id fart esp if i had ice cream before hand, what should i do then? pretend it was him? or act like nothing happened?

my advice is to never have sex, actually. abstinence is the only 100% effective way of not farting during sex.

so i should stay a born again virgin for life? is what you're saying? i think you're right nat thanks :,)

is there where you have to clarify that "aha i have had the sex, i did it i'm not actually a virgin who doesn't understand sex lol, that was the joke"

Zhuorb

over 8 years

IMO pretending it was him is a great way to never have sex again!

citeopmI

over 8 years

especially with naked ladies to distract you while you're looking at the indoor scenery

for krystalk