you only want to eat cheezburger


the power to can haz cheezburger?

The buckets are filled with spiders and spider eggs. Even inside the chicken.

I want the power to eat whatever i want without and repercussions

Remember the girl you WANTed to marry? she is now Chocolate. Remember the new computer u WANTed? it is now Chocolate.

The power to summon buckets full of fried chicken at any given time.

But this kit kat bars can only be eaten if you ate 3 broklis exactly before that, or else that kitkat is poisionous, also every time you loose that abilty you loose money right form your pocket.

I want a power to turn everything I want into a choclate.

Your energy can only be used to power Toasters and Waffle Maker, and in order for you to take in energy you must start screaming "walawalawalawala..." at increasing volume and speed as you draw in energy. In order to power the toaster and microwave you also must be wearing socks that are slightly damp.

I want the super power to make 3 Kit-kat bars to appear in my hand whenever i want.

But you will be turned into a girl with beard(oh s**t there is already a girl like that :p)

I want a power to absord energy inside my body, and use it later on.

xcept other people can do it to you too

I want the power to sing music well

You can only use this power between 2:00 AM - 4:00 AM on Tuesdays, and this power only works if you sacrifice exactly 17 cotton balls while chanting "That's a bold move cotton, lets see if it pays off." for 5 minutes straight before 2 AM.

I Want the power to manipulate the magnitude of any force i come in contact with.

You also control others' pee pee, getting everything aimed at you, always.

I want the ability to Aether irl.

But your work is 24/7 :P

I want abilty to control water.

but it takes 6 years to turn back

the ability to never be tired

You still remember being born. leaving your mother's womb.

The power to turn into water and back

and only at people named Will

I wish I had perfect memory

all your fingers are thumbs

Can summon doge at will

Being high causes you to lose high amounts of money to feed your hunger pains.

Immortal as a Doge with thumbs

^ best superpower ever

it paralyzes you too since ur a person

i want to be high all the time

But every time you use it, you loose some of your blood so you can't use it infinitly.

I wish to be able to paralyze ppl by shooting beams from my hands.

No one ever notices you , and you die of despair,
(Stop reusing powers)

I want to be able to change my density at will

But only to questions other people need.

I wish to be invisible.

but they always come back

the power to know all the answers

but you can never return to your original dimension

the power to throw people really, really far

your footsteps are insanely loud

the ability to enter an alternative dimension

You can only hear the depressed or negative thoughts of people.

I want to be able to run quickly for a long time.

but always feel pain on your skin, and at some point, your head get choped of and locked away from your body, and you always suffer in that locked place, with your skin hurting.

I want to have an abilty to read minds.