You have to sing the batman theme song 5 times every 2 hours

the power to do my math homework

but you'll be persecuted by the majority of the population

the power to make anything sentient

Limited to the context of fixing anything no one wants fixed. Congrats! You fixed the sphinx and ruined one of the greatest historical mysteries ever. (You also screwed over Eqypt's tourism industry and they'll be sending you the bill.)

The power to be resistant to uv rays.

but you become a blue teddy bear from the future

the power to fix anything

Every time they tell the truth. You get a physical pain like a gunshot to the chest.

The power to store food in your stomach pouch so you can eat it later

You cannot see where you are going.

The power to make people tell the truth

but you will fall through ground(this power was already posted :p)

Ability to hide in shadows.

you have a life but it's exactly the same it is now. spooky

ability to walk through walls

but you urself are always sad, and all ur enemies will be happy

power to have a life

you get banned for hacking the site

ability to make others happy

But they will be ppl you hate, but who will try to be your friends.

Abilty to roll any role I want, even if they aren't in the setup.

but you'll always dread your current form

the ability to summon friends at will

you scumread everyone even if they're town

ability to change my form in any way

But you will be extreamly weak and will die fast.

Abilty to scumread ppl, even if they don't talk at all.

but you cannot vote

the ability to have 9 lives

if you run over a certain speed you cannot stop running at that speed

the ability to become a plant

You can only use this underwater.

Superspeed.

POWERSTEAL

I want to be a Firebender!

You can only make it rain frogs.

You can only turn money into a half of a penny.

The power to control the weather

But you age quicker.

THE POWER OF MAGIC

This would be the "Nasty Patty"

The power of invincibility.

but you cant haz cheezburger

the power to acquire a cheeseburger

mine was legitimate

Continuing from lIllIlII...

You have a constant crave for human flesh.


The power to silence people (stealthily).