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There's Hydrogen and Helium
Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere
Nitrogen all through the air

With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs
Sodium for salty times

Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese

This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react agressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right

Iron is the 26th
Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
Copper, Zinc and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic

Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium

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“On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

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When you rise up to a call and you've got a lot of friends, well you expect your friends to rise up to the call with you. But they didn't, and so that gave me two scenarios. Either I didn't have friends, or I was getting into something bad. The choice would be easy for most people to decide but I was stubborn. Now I wish I had friends.

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For over a thousand years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of a triumph - a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeters and musicians and strange animals from the conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children, robed in white, stood with him in the chariot, or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror, holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me; I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.

I don't want to get an IC vio for saying all those swears and it'll sound crappy without all the curse words.

Here's me from the other thread:

thebrontosaurus says

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My Chinese is really terrible, I also sound like I'm under water.

Also next up:

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You just-aww-That up-smash! And now-combo-Oh, Zhu, poor Zhu! Combo, combo-Happy feet! Wombo combo! That ain't Falco- That ain't Falc-oh! OOOH! OOOOOH! OOOOOOH! OOOOH! OOOOOH! Oh my god-OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH! OMFG! WHERE YOU AT?!x3 *** this-OOOOH! Holy *** OH MY GOD! WOMBO COMBO! OOOH! GET YO *** WHOOPED! What the ***? What the *** was that?! What the ***?! What the *** man?! Wombo combooo...Wooow! You didn't know(?) it, huh? Why not? No, not yet....My *** *** hurts! When this set's over...My *** HURTS!!! Bobacks(?)'s *** is hard! (Raucous laughter) Oh my god...

From: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

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(SORY MY MIC IS ***)


Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum

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But you know what didn’t come from France?! THIS MOTHERF*CKING BERET-WEARING, BOYFRIEND-STEALING, GIGGLING, STUTTERING PIECE OF CANADIAN HORSESH*T! YEAH, I SAID IT. F*CK YOU SAISON MARGUERITE, F*CK YOU, F*CK YOUR BOYFRIEND, AND THE F*CKING FETUS THAT'S GROWING INSIDE THE DISEASE RIDDEN VOID, THAT YOU CALL A GODDAMN WOMB. AND F*CK YOU, SHAY VAN BUREN. F*CK YOU, YOU SH*TTY GLOB OF DONKEY C*M. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR THE SH*TTY THINGS YOU DID TODAY. BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT SNEAKY, YOU'RE NOT THE LEAST BIT CLEVER, AND YOUR ONLY TALENT IS OPENING YOUR LEGS TO P*NISES THAT WOULD RATHER BE INSIDE OF ME!

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Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total ***, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

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The Holy Grail 'neath ancient Roslin waits.
The blade and chalice guarding o'er Her gates.
Adorned in masters' loving art, She lies.
She rests at last beneath the starry skies.

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First, let us analyze the root word, "mama," if you will- a modern slang adaptation of the English word, mother. In this context, we would speak of your mother, young plebian. But what is a mother? Could yours be labeled as such? For now, let us assume that this much is true.

Let us now examine the shape of your mother, bulbous, round, spheroid in nature, perhaps? The largess of her size actually makes her shape quite difficult to discern, but when she is visible on flat and unbroken land, her shape is that of a water-droplet; round, with a small head and limbs.

Perhaps we can speak on the shape of your domicile- a typical Greek village house, with a courtyard in its middle, and sectioned rooms that surround it. The reason I had earlier mentioned your mother's size is because it is typical of the Greecian mother to stay around one side of the house...

But your mother's size is so great that when one refers to her activities, saying that she lays around the house, they mean to suggest that your mother is so gargantuan that her size envelopes the external walls of your village and creates an unsightly pariah for the other Greeks.
This much bring to you much shame.

From: http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1ku3ad/hp_yo_mama_jokes_told_socrates/

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You're a wizard, Harry

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If I were asked to answer the following question: What is slavery? and I should answer in one word, It is murder, my meaning would be understood at once. No extended argument would be required to show that the power to take from a man his thought, his will, his personality, is a power of life and death; and that to enslave a man is to kill him. Why, then, to this other question: What is property! may I not likewise answer, It is robbery, without the certainty of being misunderstood; the second proposition being no other than a transformation of the first?

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Torchic, use Amber! Oops, I mean Ember!

dude says

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HERE YOU GO FRIEND


another request for some1 to read this ;_;

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Okay. Please don't hurt me.

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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.

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HERE YOU GO FRIEND


another request for some1 to read this ;_;

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Smart money betting I'll be better off without you
In no time I'll be forgetting all about you
You saying that you know, but I really-really doubt you
Understand my life is easy when I ain't around you

Iggy-Iggy too biggie to be here stressing
I'm thinking I love the thought of you more than I love your presence
And the best thing now is probably for you to exit
I let you go let you back I finally learned my lesson

No half-stepping either you want it or you just playing
I'm listening to you knowing I can't believe what you're saying
There's a million you's baby boo so don't be dumb
I got 99 problems but you won't be one like what

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That's the reason I left school after elementary school... cuz of recess... too many games.

Ew.

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And this little kitty cried, "Nyoom, nyoom, nyoom!" all the way home.

Nillager says

I did it Ozzie style.

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The toublesome thing about Tigger is that Tigger's a troublesome thing.

Wow, that was impressive! Is that really what you guys sound like over there???

*cracks knuckles*American Style.
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A man chooses, a slave obeys.

I did it Ozzie style.

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The toublesome thing about Tigger is that Tigger's a troublesome thing.

i done it while chewing because i tot it fit

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pomf! has anyone ever been far even as decided to go even want to do look more like?

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so ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. u anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" u tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?