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read my shít...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sGBjCFGQxT


i like to sit naked on two of my fingers and let them get lost in the crevice of my bottom and then when i finally find them i ask them where they went and tell them they're smelling and let them take a bath in my mouth before making my lunch for the day

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LPWK04EqtF how

Lost in the dark trying to turn on the lights.
He just wants the one she wants something to bite tonight
He gave her a hug she wanted a kiss.
He missed the signs so she found a different guy.
So sorry jack but better luck next time.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gYklCnc9PV

It's go time. Mandelbaum. Mandelbaum.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kR2utWR4sq

This is a common phenomenon. You can find complaints in forums all over the internet of sore and even bleeding tongues, gums and lips after eating pineapple. Pineapple is the only known source in nature of the enzyme Bromelain. Bromelain actually digest proteins… so when you eat pineapple. It’s essentially eating you back!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zfoZAyl55F (for annas)

Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. Sally shouldn't but Sally never found it a priority to listen to the warnings of her ancestors. Each sea shell sold is seven years of bad luck. So far Sally thankfully hasn't sold any because everyone things they're really ugly. She keeps trying to sell people the dirty looking ones because she wants the pretty ones all for herself. Sally is stubborn and selfish and six. Sally is spoiled and doesn't even need to sell seashells because her family is rich. Sally needs a life.

here post is some really loud music make sure you turn down your mics

DONT LISTEN TO HER EDITS

f-list troll 0/10 would not listen too again

Sorry about the low mic volume
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NQntcp7NBg

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

Edit: Put correct link in

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14hmgli3xOw im dumb heres the link

http://vocaroo.com/

Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real,
Gun in my purse, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half of pill
I'm on some dumb

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04BWONClIra

empandas de queso para ti y todos tus amigos jajajaja tambien hice un jugito de mango

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J37qvRVQCh

i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H3KiDhT0OK

I hope I said it right, i'm not really up to date with these memes.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BEJDB4B2C5

Ayyyyy lmao

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BgyXUT20lI lel

Young man, I am afraid your speech was a trifle short. You could have said at least one hundred other things, varying the tone of your words. Let me give you some examples.

In an aggressive tone: "Sir, if I had a nose like that, I would amputate it!"

Friendly: "When you drink from a cup your nose must get wet. Why don't you drink from a bowl?"

Descriptive: "Tis a rock! A peak! A cape! No, it's a peninsula!"

Curious: "What is that large container for? To hold your pens and ink?"

Gracious: "How kind you are. You love the little birds so much you have given them a perch to roost upon."

Considerate: "Be careful when you bow your head or you might lose your balance and fall over."

There, sir, now you have an inkling of what you might have said, had you been a witty man of letters. Unfortunately, you're totally witless and a man of very few letters: only four that spell the word "fool." But even if you had the skill to invent such remarks, you would not have been able to entertain me with them. You would have uttered no more than a quarter of such a jest, the first syllable of the first word, for such jesting is a privilege I only grant myself.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IlzE7aNaCy

"The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope.
"Yes, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed..."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VcBETKuq1u

If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me. For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SynZRofkUo

The people and the friends that we have lost, or the dreams that have faded... never forget them.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PaIhcfixap

"You got no fans!"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SgDgaTCyw9


"Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hvP1L4fYoD

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the f*** to sleep

The windows are dark in the town, child.
The whales huddle down in the deep.
I’ll read you one very last book if you swear
You’ll go the f*** to sleep.

The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s . Stop lying.
Lie the f*** down, my darling, and sleep.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f7RUdXNrSz

Dirty mongrels

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RqCmhdF69P

It's bootyslappin' time!