http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oHXxm7T95I

Shhh!
*whispered* I'm charging my laser...!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a0qIsZQVL1

hi im gay.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1csVXeeKUGD (used my voice for u guise)

Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakoff's daughter, Sao Paulo, the hospital fire. Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basis of sentimentality. This is a child's prayer, pathetic. You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are part of you and they will never go away. I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you, slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work. And when he screams, I’ll split his skull.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sNbBRdjJEK

Oh, man! There are a lot of bubbles in this room. I really want to pop them and give them a hug, but I can't hug them after I pop them. Why does life have to be so cruel?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YYyAw3qfl6

Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum

jake why http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oWOKVCLLBF

A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JsWvTOWrUf

i want to touch yoe

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p7aRfgEMO8

Yaa daddy

(I don't actually know how uguu is pronounced but hey...)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WdMWoAXjGQ

didadidadidadoudou didadididouuu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sZBTBuXdmo

kawaii uguu senpai

Please notice me

Notice me senpai

Notice me or die

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kyz57osvkZ

Hey all you people! Hey all you people! Hey all you people won't you listen to me?

I just had a sandwich. No ordinary sandwich. It's a sandwich made with jellyfish jelly!

Hey man you got to try this sandwhich, it's no ordinary sandwich. It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea!

Ah De ba da ba doo ba da ba de ba da da yeaaah

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KAl4LcRgkP

MeetTerry is the true king of Sandbox.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AwyXH3Tm1b it just now occurred to be that after judgmental is supposed to be the b-word but whatevs

Alice is the kawaiiest princess to ever live, uguuu~

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pCL1lBbbRM

I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental , which means one thing—I have awesome gaydar.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AaXvPG6nnz (i can't sing sorry)

she sells sea shells by the sea shore. the shells she sells are sea shells i'm sure.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cb6pRykbIg

Staring out my window
I brush my hair
Getting dressed to meet my friends
But I don't know what to wear
Commercial shows on my T.V
About these cool designer jeans
That I put on at the mall
Change the channel and what do I see
Hannah Montana's wearing my jeans
Ashley Tisdale's wearing my jeans
KeKe Palmer's wearing my jeans
I just can't believe they wore those jeans like me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yclCDxCQNm

You're a wizard, Harry.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WVaP8hFqd7

Give me your best urkel

"OOPS DID I DO THAT?"

:anna: Wilbert

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08D2hFEzflS

"I once put hemorrhoid cream on my eyes to help with dark circles, but the cream had mint something in it. So i just cried all day and everyone at work learned that i wear mascara and that i dont even buy waterproof."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DbmhoGy6QR

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! WOOF! WOOF! BARK! WOOF! BARK! WOOF! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


...Meow?

I stuttered. Forgive me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yoTykdRWHU

MWHAHAHAHAHA YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME? ONLY AFTER YOU DIE FIRST!

I've never seen an Asian angel before

Tashie says

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T7zX9l45Pb

The cycle of life and death continues. We will live, they will die.

Nope noopn kep nope inpoe nope nepoo= nope nope onpe opne. Are you an angel, omfg this is so good.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nuygr16klq

This is the forbidden paragraph. The ignorance of what it reads preserves everything in your now insignificant life. Tell family you love them. Mend broken friendships. Resolve all arguments. Make yourself decent before you go. He will not get you until you sleep. But you will not stay awake forever. Be warned, ye dead one: you have been marked for death.