http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EmiKXL700u

Tu-Tu-Ru!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T7zX9l45Pb

The cycle of life and death continues. We will live, they will die.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s151FFOIknb4

A WHOLE NEW WORRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD

A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW

NO ONE TO TELL US NO

OR WHERE TO GO

OR SAY WE'RE ONLY DREAMING

i added a little extra too

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z5cqI5695D

Hey, you. Yeah, you! You think you can just walk on to my set like a maniac and interrupt MY talk show like this Meet The Press? Go yourself! My name is Joan Calamezzo and I'm Pawnee's number one source for TRUE trivia facts! You walking all over my goddamn set like some sort of diseased triceratops is ruining my godddamn authority. (pause) . (singing) LETS HEAR IT FOR THE BOYS!

I gave you three different ones. I'm that bored right now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c72weViZZq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06AfQF0Vryn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfqKJq9c6H

And I say HEY, YEAH, YEAH ,YA, YAY
HEY, YAY, YAY
I said HEY, what's goin' on?

BabaCakes says

BabaCakes says

reserved

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cJupRsThDK

>girl ive been crushing on for years
>shorter than me, adorable in every way
>we have sex regularly
>be together for many years
>trust her unconditionally
>one day, she sits me down for a talk
>has sad look on her face
> she went to doctor
>she had miscarriage
>babby born dead
>dont know what to do
>she tell me it her ex boyfriends baby
>we've been dating for 2 years
>leave her apartment
>sad, heartbroken for days
>her mom calls me
>she was in an accident
>she lost both her legs
>her arm
>her hearning
>feel so bad
>get in my car
>cry the whole time
>decide to make it right
>get to her apartment
>see her in wheelchair through window
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aUa46aPRml

Is it wrong? I honestly want to know. Is. It. Wrong? The things I do. The things I like. Is it all wrong? I see the looks, the nasty glares, I see it all. So what? This doesn't concern you. It's my own business. If you were in my position you'd do the same. Choking yourself with Christopherzilla's beautiful brown ringlets, and all. This is my life. You can't stop me.

omg pls
this is all me

BabaCakes says

reserved

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cJupRsThDK

>girl ive been crushing on for years
>shorter than me, adorable in every way
>we have sex regularly
>be together for many years
>trust her unconditionally
>one day, she sits me down for a talk
>has sad look on her face
> she went to doctor
>she had miscarriage
>babby born dead
>dont know what to do
>she tell me it her ex boyfriends baby
>we've been dating for 2 years
>leave her apartment
>sad, heartbroken for days
>her mom calls me
>she was in an accident
>she lost both her legs
>her arm
>her hearning
>feel so bad
>get in my car
>cry the whole time
>decide to make it right
>get to her apartment
>see her in wheelchair through window
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

reserved

none for gretchen weiners bye

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RHYcUecfML

Your people have long amused me, Midna. To defy the gods with such petty magic, only to be cast aside… How very pathetic. Pathetic as they were, though, they served me well. Their anguish was my nourishment. Their hatred bled across the void and awakened me. I drank deep of it and grew strong again. Your people had some skill, to be sure…but they lacked true power. The kind of absolute power that those chosen by the gods wield. He who wields such power would make a suitable king for this world, don’t you think?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iub9YuBcfv

If only you knew how mean she really is, you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pk5EoipKzn

" The thrusting of my cocoa channel was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his Nelson's Column deep in my fudge factory."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OObdCChSYo

xela deserves the name i'm cool because he's cool hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00a2S0JDNnJ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q25V8JzZOu

nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya *blow airhorn*

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14JEX6dkFWU


well why isn't that special but if I were to rate how special it really was well i'd relate to a day in my childhood. On this special day i grew up. i grew up fast. one moment i was holding candy, next money. fame does that to you.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NQntcp7NBg

My mom is ok

(Anna didn't vocaroo the last one)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AXgdnPwPox

I'm a pretty princess! Ooh-lala!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s063OWwDu8cq

:rose: %deux :rose:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kLONFE83C7

Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.
Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05X5inOoTiu

As Derek walked in to the room, it was clear that there was something wrong with her. Her right leg looked like it was half gobbled up, and her right arm was dangling out of her butthole. Before Christina's eyebrows could raise to their full extent, as shocked as she was when stumbling upon her daughter, Derek let out a bassy, resonating fart. The smell was disgusting and it wafted through the entirety of the household. "Oops," Derek said, delicately, "Excuse me." Christina's face was enough of a sight to suggest that there was no forgiveness on her behalf that day.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kfY8yuphQT

(Recording quality not the greatest.)

Bibbity bobbity boo!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bhtUmA92Gz

you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter