Second time hearing the song but here goes.. Someone owes me:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JxKTuWID9G

A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a little boy's shoulder to let him know that the world hadn't ended

Jasprar says

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GDPKI78b2s

BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING.

also i just realized i said barefly

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1psWLx8UaGv

P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
If you got a blunt then we can get high
If you wanna come then pick up the phone
Don't get caught with a wack calzone

Hey yo Tony where'd you get that fresh pepperoni
Your toppings are ill but your cheese is hole-y
Only order one slice when you're feeling lonely
Cos the sausage tastes like stale bologna
Still better than nothin', you're feelin' alright
You know my girl eats her pizza with a diet sprite
Order garlic knots, and she'll stay the night

Getting crazy with the spinach when my pie is white
In France they eat pizza like 'oh mon dieu
C'est la plus belle pizza que j'ai jamais vu
Le fromage est frais, c'est vraiment mieux
Que le dernier film de Gérard Depardieu

Yo f*ck that I don't eat my pizza with brie
Or escargot
Or duck confit
A hot slice in my hands, no cutlery
At the P-I-Z-Z-A party

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TCM1Qstirp

no

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XkFKcUU8sE

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

(if you need some help http://bit.ly/1oXze42)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GDPKI78b2s

BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING.

Nillager says

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FAgW57VZXh

The songbird perches on a limb,
Warbling tunes of endless fields.

To her sweet song, her precious hymn
all other mocking beauty yields.

The golden notes descend with grace,
Falling through the tear-struck sky

And when they've run from nature's face,
the little songbird sings goodbye.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jEU9aFKTy8

smishly says

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15oswjhLaFM i smell like beef... i smell like .. beef. i smell like beef

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UL8RvUhb0N

Spare us your pity, alien. You gush about your connection with nature, your primal wisdom, but what has it brought you?

Where are your marvels of engineering? Your voyages of discovery? Your great insight into the nature of the universe? Even at our basest, when we dressed as you do, dwelt as you do, hunted as you do, lived as you do, we did more than merely survive. We built wonders. We made great journeys. We forged epics. You have not.

You speak so proudly of the plugs dangling from your skulls, little realizing that they are but strings and you puppets. What little you have accomplished you attribute to the wisdom of your goddess, who is nothing but the voices of your dead echoing for all eternity. She moors you to the past, serving as a leash that keeps you as little better than apes, sad parodies of civilization that lack that special spark to become something more.

We have come to your world in search of resources. Whether your actions drive us back or we take what we want and move on, the outcome is the same. We will depart from your wretched planet, leaving you behind. And in a thousand years, you will not have changed from this contact with another world. You will remain in your trees, hunting your prey, communing with your goddess, until your sun burns out and your world dies.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15oswjhLaFM i smell like beef... i smell like .. beef. i smell like beef

Delicate says

ADMIN THANK YOU I'M CRYING :')

hahaha you are welcome!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DoI1hqMw8q

no

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FAgW57VZXh

The songbird perches on a limb,
Warbling tunes of endless fields.

To her sweet song, her precious hymn
all other mocking beauty yields.

The golden notes descend with grace,
Falling through the tear-struck sky

And when they've run from nature's face,
the little songbird sings goodbye.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wScXfkE2IW

It is nighttime. The moonlight casts a shallow light across the road, freezing time somewhere between nine and ten PM. A lone figure stands at the intersection, hands dead at his sides. I can barely make out his smile but I will never forget his whisper. "Do you want fries with that?"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jnFxJYXUt0

She is a fool who reaches for dreams beyond human attainment. I, Gilgamesh, am the only one in this Heaven and Earth with the right to love her in her destruction. Ephemeral and brilliant one, fall to my embrace. That is my decision.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XNwo71bhW5 jusus crust rose from the swamp. glorious. crusty. he forgive ur sins. u have sinned. jusus crust can save u. do u wish to continue, yes or yes

http://vocaroo.com/i/s012d0dVo34u

I am a sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

berri.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ibj15Kxkcz

"Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly*"

can we go again?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05ZSj3ifvLT just for u, assoc you potato

"An old man died.
But look, a computer!"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bOQTDCfOdr


And then in the sweet tongue of his ancestors, Associate pulled you close, and whispered into your ear the most famous quote of all times. Fak u.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OBW3lCiDFD

Rejoice in moonlight,
the witching hour of all,
where magic is done.

ADMIN THANK YOU I'M CRYING :')

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BeTbtOWFMg

Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

gistofeverything sounds like a girl.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qiOuRMGn0s

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO *** OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yMgtYMA8Pn

ᴵ ᵍᵒᶰᶰᵃ ᵗᵉᶫᶫ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗˢ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃᶫʷᵃʸˢ ᶠᵘᶫᶫ ᵒᶠ ᵇᵉᵃᶰˢ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pc3CJF532g

Hi, my name is [insert your username here], and this is my story.