Due to popular request, I have decided to open up a moderator program for this lobby. Please post your answers to these questions below in the comments, they are necessary for determining your moderator capabilities:
Why do you want to be a moderator?
What qualifications/experience do you have?
Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: edit this one and save as a new sketchtoy http://sketchtoy.com/68845093
How many holes in a polo?
You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.
2+2=?
0×∞=?
Boobs or butts? (skip if not into women)
Butts or boobs? (skip if into women)
Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola)
What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!)
Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni!
I will rank your moderator capabilities on the side to let you know who's a more likely candidate.
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The number is the number of responses that are moderator-worthy
1. im great and my peepee is very strong, although it is small, it tries its best 2. i have been the best since i was very young, and so i am good at being in the higher best class of sandbox, 3. no 4. how many holes in a buthol? checkamte 5. i touched myself 6. ? 7. ? 8. this question needs to address the nonbinary issue 9. this question needs toa ddress the nonbinary issue in conclusion make me mod
I am a middle generation sandboxer. meaning I know what the oldies and the newbs want think and need. Plus I'm bored and need something to fill the void inside my existence.
What qualifications/experience do you have? 2-3 years of trolling on the website. I have created one banner for the lobby that went up and stayed after cub left to commemorate her. aka Im a fortune teller making a cub themed banner before cub left. I made that avatar guide out of my free precious sandbox playing time. I have been active in all three lobbies. I came second in the first long game and only got 2nd because alts negged me everyday for several months. I'm a virgin.
What qualifications/experience do you have? I was a mod for several months and my decisions during that period made my friends hate me and the people who hated me still hate me
Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: edit this one and save as a new sketchtoy https://sketchtoy.com/68881162
How many holes in a polo? 4
You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.
I called a guy daddy once i dont know how to haiku thats all lads
2+2= could be 4 or even 5 0×∞=? its an undetermined equation and you would need to apply limits or even L'Hôpital's rule to solve it
Boobs or butts? (skip if not into women)
Yes but leaning .
Butts or boobs? (skip if into women)
Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola)
Gardelito Cancer
What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!) 81