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over 8 years

I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

over 5 years
Can we stop making it straight when it's not? It's clearly an artistic representation of 2 souls being in sync and or both representing human being(not straight, not gay, not anything). Putting a gender orientation on art which does not imply that, just feels wrong (for the person that made it with a different idea in mind). If this was meant to be straight, then it would have been totally fine but I feel like this is something which you cannot categorize into any gender at all so instead of focusing on how straight it is or not, let's focus on the art, the music, the vocals without putting any gender.
I'm fine if this is straight. But we don't know for sure. More over, I'm just more disappointed at the lack of theories and the more of kiss him, now kiss, they need to makeout, LR is definitely straight comments. If your theory for this music video includes straight elements, that's perfectly fine, that's your interpretation. Though just concentration on the gender factor when there's more to it is my initial concern. People just think I hate straight people or something like no, that is not what I'm implying. I have nothing against them whatsoever but to the people commenting those kind of comments, lets not fetishize a gender. Being straight should be normal, just like being gay. We don't fetishize being gay, so why fetishize straight when everything is supposed to be normal? ⛿
over 5 years
babe ur t*ts are so gorgeous ..... theyre the most plump and maginifencet t*ts ive ever seen i
over 5 years
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
over 5 years
Мне сделали несправедливость Я вызываю элементы Я вызываю их Я заклинаю их делать ставки Четверо сторожевых вышек должны заложить глаза и умы будут страх, вина и плохая кровь должно быть подчинение и жалости Я указываю тройной закон против тебя против тебя это будет указано втрое, сто раз - это стоимость моего гнева и боли Тебя ослепляет страх ослепленный болью ослепленный мной привязанный мной Проклят мной Да будет так!
over 5 years
Мы начинаем наше космическое путешествие в те времена, когда трава была зеленее и музыка прекраснее, когда еще не было плохой музыки, дабы вернуть давно утерянную формулу хорошей музыки. Рассекая пространство и время, мы слышим звуки божественной музыки, в которой каждая нота находится на своем месте. Кажется нечто подобное испытывают люди когда слушают альбомы Sigur Ros, некое блаженное чувтсво. Это состояние невозможно описать, трудно уловить и легко потерять, но удивительно, на всем протяжении нашего путешествия оно все усиливается и усиливается. В окне иллюминатора пролетают все самые значимые музыкальные и исторические вехи в истории. Важна уже не конечная точка прибытия, а само путешествие, потому что стремление - вот самое главное в нашей жизни, достигнув определенной точки нам обязательно захочется продолжить путешествие дальше. Честно говоря я уже не знаю где мы находимся, достигли мы того самого места? И где это место? Скорее всего мы улетели намного дальше, за пределы пространства времени. Неужели мы так и не нашли формулы? неужели все напрасно? Наше путешествие - вот та самая формула, точнее одна из ее композиций, собранная из обрывков воспоминаний. Вычислить ее невозможно, но нам крупно повезло и мы стали редкими счастливчиками которым открылась одна из идеальных музыкальных композиций. Сможем ли мы когда-нибудь повторить это путешествие… возможно не скоро, но когда-нибудь обязательно, а пока нужно вернуться на землю и передать человечеству данные собранные нашими датчиками. Мы не настолько умны чтобы из полученных данных вычислить формулу, но зато у нас появилась одна из композиций сгенерированных этой идеальной формулой. Так правильно, ведь если бы человечество обладало “ключем” ни к чему хорошему это не привело бы.
over 5 years
Boys ? Feel free to ? swipe left ? if your token count ? is not in six figures ?
over 5 years
stop it, get some help.
over 5 years
LISTEN BUCKO. i take the mcu VERY seriously if anyone gets in the way of ME and saving iron man's life i will incinerate them with a SNAP of my finger you just wait and see.
over 5 years
alturl.com/kfwry
over 5 years
haha nk maf
over 5 years
No, you’re NOT a real gamer.
I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
over 5 years
You cheated not only the game, but yourself.

You didn't grow.
You didn't improve.
You took a shortcut and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.

It's sad that you don't know the difference.
over 5 years
screencapped ? ? and emailed ??to my lawyer ??. She will have filed charges ?? by tomorrow ?afternoon . By law We must allow you 48 ⏰?hours to remove ??the ?offending material?. If not?, you will be charged ??with defamation of character?, libel?, and criminal mischief?, all misdemeanors???. You will face a judge? trial.
Don’t think you won’t??be ??found ??either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox?, which will ?not?be shared publicly☠️. I’ve also forwarded ?this material to the local ?FBI? field office. They take false accusations ?of ??pedophilia ?VERY seriously?. Especially when your uncle is a ⬆️⬆️high ranking ?Homicide Detective? with good friends ??‍❤️‍?in the ?FBI?the ??US Marshals ??Office, and the ?NSA?.
almost 6 years
You know what? I won't wait for any longer for your response. If this is how you treat your Followers, I won't follow you anymore. You were very unfair to me for asking a simple question you ASKED for and haven't responded or apologized since after I expressed distraught and confusion. I do hope you recover from whatever illness you have while in the hospital, and I hope your consideration for others does as well. You were very hurtful to me and I hope you apologize to God at least. ??
almost 6 years

0:51 compare the faces.
almost 6 years

nightmarePhantom says

And this time, I'm not gonna get caught. I've returned to EpicMafia after about... mm, I don't know... a YEAR? But this time, I will be king of EpicMafia! And I got my crew with me, and guess what? You're not gonna be able to do anything! 'Cuz I got like 50 alt accounts ready, and like... come on, troll me bro! ‘Cuz I’m all ready for this, you know? And like… - you know what? You guys won’t be able to figure me out this time, ‘cuz I got this new plan: I’m gonna be king of EpicMafia! All the times in the past I’ve failed, but NOT this time. This time I’ll succeed. The first one who ever hacked EpicMafia; that was me. The first person who ever truly cheated to the extent of making the forums a million times; that was me. And the one who’s gonna take over EpicMafia? It’s gonna be me. So I’ll see you guys in the leaderboard. Later.



go to 8:46. It's him...
almost 6 years
? Well met! ?
almost 6 years
And this time, I'm not gonna get caught. I've returned to EpicMafia after about... mm, I don't know... a YEAR? But this time, I will be king of EpicMafia! And I got my crew with me, and guess what? You're not gonna be able to do anything! 'Cuz I got like 50 alt accounts ready, and like... come on, troll me bro! ‘Cuz I’m all ready for this, you know? And like… - you know what? You guys won’t be able to figure me out this time, ‘cuz I got this new plan: I’m gonna be king of EpicMafia! All the times in the past I’ve failed, but NOT this time. This time I’ll succeed. The first one who ever hacked EpicMafia; that was me. The first person who ever truly cheated to the extent of making the forums a million times; that was me. And the one who’s gonna take over EpicMafia? It’s gonna be me. So I’ll see you guys in the leaderboard. Later.
almost 6 years
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Hi, I’m Huggy! Copy and paste me for world peace and happiness!
#Cuddle :D
almost 6 years
Whoops. Ehhehheh !! Didn't know this was on.... Eugh heugh FUUUCCK. What's poppiiIING-uh AAUUGHHH-EUGH, huhuh. Whooooaaaa it's lit in heere, huh? sh-heugh-heugh. mmmMMMMwaaahhh fuUUUCKK IT'S HOT AS IN HERE, take the hoodie off, nah keep it on that's cute as fuuuuuuuu . Nah but for real: Shoutout. Shoutout. Followers!! AHahhh....... Sigh........ Doing a shoutout for al- if you're following i- AAUUUGHHHHOOOO fuuuck. mmmmhhh... Can't wait to meet up. Peace! Uhh! Uhhuh! Ehugh!
almost 6 years
You’re F*cking Dead, F*ck You.
Imagine This: You’re laying down in bed crying after your boyfriend broke up with you. Your door creeks open. Its Ian and Anthony from Smosh. They come up to your bed and sit down beside you. They put their hands on your shoulders to comfort you and to make you stop crying. You look up at both them and say thanks. They both kiss you on the cheek. They stand up, grab you by the f*cking neck and throw you against the wall, giving you irreversible brain damage. As you lie on the floor convulsing while still in a half conscious state, you see Jacksepticeye enter the room. He drops his entire body weight on you and crushes every last bit of life out of you. You’re f*cking dead, f*ck you.
almost 6 years
YEA H IM EHRE

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almost 6 years
You know what stop f*cking joking about it. Dirkjake is dead ok its not a joke its not humor dirkjake is f*cking dead. I just wanted them to be happy we ALL WANTED THEM TO BE F*CKING HAPPY ITS NOT A JOKE!!!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE A F*CKING JOKE OUT OF IT, NIETHER OF THEM DESERVED THIS! How would youf ucking feel if someone made a f*cking joke out of your OTP??? They should be f*cking HAPPY but NO! and you f*cking JOKE about it? I hope your ashamed.
almost 6 years
Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly*
almost 6 years
I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.