Couch

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Living room
part of 
The Furniture Store
 family
 
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A couch cannot lie. It is only a couch.

If you would like to know if the couch is sided with the village or the mafia, simply ask for a "couch report."

To doubt the word of the couch is called a "couch trap", and usually results in a failure for the town.

Please, just sit back and relax.

Friends (34)

ultigito
Ploof
SmashLink
 
deletedalmost 15 years
At last I can post on walls!

Couch, your advice to Futon has become the basis of my philosophy - but consider me your pupil still. I have much to learn.
Futon
almost 15 years
Your last two games were truly hilarious. The server owned you today.
Manhut
almost 15 years
A couch cannot recieve bad karma, for it is a comfy couch
OverweightTony
almost 15 years
thanks couch, I never ended up -k ing you, btw.
Vexen
almost 15 years
I FINALLY GOT ENOUGH POINTS TO +k YOU
Virgil
almost 15 years
I refuse to believe you and Futon are separate entities. You are, at the very least, the perfect soulmates. I befriend you both!
ultigito
almost 15 years
thanks! returned :D
Futon
almost 15 years
We're already in the house.
deletedalmost 15 years
Couch the game is a web of lies not honesty, theres no room for you in this place. Your too big to fit through the door.
Futon
almost 15 years
Back off, imagination. We furniture are bringin back trust and honesty into the game. Take your religious pro-mafia preachings somewhere else. :)
deletedalmost 15 years
This is war.
Futon
almost 15 years
I am honored.
Kariokazu
almost 15 years
+k.... verrry compfy (mis-spelled?)
deletedalmost 15 years
+karma for epic doc save and amazingly funny, but random name. Couch. XD
Futon
almost 15 years
How are you doing, out there in the living room?
qwertyuiop123
almost 15 years
i sat on you today :/
sorry
Couch
almost 15 years
Simply claiming to be mafia is not game throwing, for those concerned with the ill-informed -k below. Everybody has the right to believe or disbelieve the couch. When I claimed mafia, many did not believe and I was not lynched until it was obvious that I had to be mafia due to previous claims by others. I suggest to others to neg MiyakoMai if you support the Couch and you are against ignorance.
deletedalmost 15 years
-k for game throwing.
Retris
almost 15 years
I have to apologize here for wasting your time but I really did know Shane was maf by the end of day 1. I just tried to look incompetent for the metagame aspect. Hopefully people won't spot this here. As my apologies I offer you +k when I get to 2k and a friend request for being a good vig.
Futon
almost 15 years
Thank you for teaching me your ways, master.