WARS FOUGHT - REVOLUTIONS STARTED - ASSASSINATIONS PLOTTED - GOVERNMENTS RUN - UPRISINGS QUELLED - STUD SERVICE - TIGERS TAMED - BARS EMPTIED - COMPUTERS VERIFIED - ORGIES ORGANIZED

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My name is Lola. I've been told I'm one of the friendliest players on EM. I am Bertrand Russell's illegitimate great-granddaughter and my favorite scotch is The Glenlivet. Also, I ghostwrote all of The Court of the Crimson King.

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Fingers in ears because here comes a guisetell:

I NEVER USE UPPER CASE LETTERS OR EMOTICONS IN GAME UNLESS MY KEYBOARD SENSE MY URGENCY AND I TYPE IN ALL CAPS. I DON'T USE INTERNET SPEAK (E.G. "WTF") AND I USE APOSTROPHES. FUCK.

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Against all odds: http://www.epicmafia.com/game/823890

(Shutter and I made up afterwards)

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Also I am milk. With poison in it.