Honor but I turned up my TV and kept watching dang ol Seinfield on my ol bunny ear TV, when all of a sudden my door FABANG cracks open and I see the dweeb from class with broken glasses looking like a 2-eyed graduated cylinder, "YO YOU GONNA REGRET READING THAT MESSAGE!" I reply "What message, I'm watching Seinfield." Oh he said before scrambling over in view of TV, I split a Dr. Pepper and that's how we became friends, cool kid even though he tried to kill me over a dumb test. DOUGHNUT READ THIS LAST PART OR YOU SUCCUMB TO SIMILAR FATE OF LATTE SPILLED ON TO THE LAPPE, BE WARNED!!!!!!
Drinking Dr Pepper and watching some Seinfield reruns on the ol TV, Monday finally rolls around and back in class with my grade A paper and this dope behind me got a C-, now for a white kid in the middle of a progressional New York city that grade was of comparison to a bagel left in the trash for 2 weeks straight, this kid is freaking the shizzles right out of the pizzles, next day the Jerry Springer Screams Over Stepping on his Toe dweeb isn't there, couple of months pass by with no word from this whacko who watches Teen Nick, when graduation rolls around about 5 years later, I get a mail on AOL and it all said was "DOUGHNUT READ THIS OR YOU DIE 2NIGHT" I'm thinking that crazy who has the power to stand between me and Seinfield apparently this dweeb. So I'm chilling in bed watching some Seinfield like I planned to do for the past 2 days, been looking forward to this episode and all when I hear a CRACK FABOOM SHABANG all at once outside my room, now I ain't no man of skill or
The year was 1997 when this chum asked me for my homework in class, now usually I'm cool with letting the kids who sit behind me copy my homework, but this dweeb was so insistent that he didn't even say THANK YOU, now usually this doesn't bother me but this KID done did it twice, this four-eyed door-knob just made his last mistake. So it was the day before the big test in Mrs. CurtainsForWindows class, and this kitchen knife sporting carrot in the fridge dweeb asks me for my WORK AGAIN; but as you the reader already knows I had a plan, a true genius idea, I MADE ALL THE WRONGS WRONG, haha showed that Cup of Coffee left cold on the counter because you forgot it during the morning rush of getting everything together dweeb. Anyway, day of the test I do fine like wine and this kiddo behind me is sweating like a mad dog, I tell him it's gonna be ok because I studied really hard and all that, SIKE I DIDN'T EVEN STUDY I say to myself. The weekend passes with an eventful 2 nights of drinking.
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