Mr. Jackk, my intelligence does not rival yours in any way. Truly, you are the scholar among us both. I have heard the terrifying tales of your adventures with our youth. I confess that back in my day I hid beneath my covers in fear of you, Mr. Jackk. I am glad to know you now on a more personal level and to realize that you are not quite as scary as I originally imagined. Shall we sport a game of cricket together someday? I'd like to hear more of your life's work.
GentlemanScholar
