shitty joke? SHITTY JOKE?!?! WELL, I HOPE YOU LIKE BLONDE JOKES BECAUSE YOU ARE IN FOR A THRILL!!!!!!
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. "That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."
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knock knock! who's there? ...............the person knocking. DUHHHHH. LOLOLOLOLOLOL TOO FUNNY :')
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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