Shwartz99

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Retired until further notice...

oh but here's my discord in case you don't feel like scrolling down                   


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      Owner from 2:46 PM EST 10/27/2018

                 to 9:47 PM EST 4/1/2019


       (THE BEST PLAYER AT COCO'S)


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Shwartz99's "Gambling for the Presidency": https://epicmafia.com/setup/1383336


Best Setup For Every Happy Hour: https://epicmafia.com/topic/74869


EM Tags Thread: https://epicmafia.com/topic/81287


Shwartz99's daily (more like yearly) joke: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

If you copy and paste this joke in pregame for an unranked game and I roll maf, I won't N1 you!


Questions always appreciated... but may not be answered :P

BTW, in Coco's I sometimes N1 killer by accident, and when it turns out to be auto, I just out myself to let jailer have achievement. Or I hit the unhit bp's to give them achievements. Anyways, my point is please don't get mad at me, killer. I tried my best.


If I am host of a ghost game:

Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun

I also say a lot. Good luck if I ever play a game against you!

Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ɪᴛ.


Too pro (it's not photoshopped)

              


     Awards from Sandbox Superlatives Y5

  


 A bunch of users who signed a petition to be on my profile

           


List of Betrayers:

  • EmmaSM
  • Flamingkamikaze
  • zpicas
  • Thechubbynerd
  • GrimReap
  • Bardothren
  • eunhae
  • cide

          Shwartz99 Officially Issued Copypastas:

  • Hello,this is yourcaptain speaking.We've arrived at ourdestination,D1.I hope you've had an enjoyable flight on Shwartz99 Air!
  • Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun
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  • :fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg:
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Stickers

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Questions

anonymousabout 8 years
how did you make your avi a gif
pm me and i'll tell ya
over 8 years
Shwartz's Geoghost=best game ever
Yeah. Sure.
anonymousalmost 9 years
Hello Mr. Pro Agent
Hey, thanks for reading my strat
anonymousalmost 9 years
Why are you so cool and why will I never be as cool as you?
If you were as cool as me, I wouldn't be considered cool.

Achievements

20 / 20Clint Eastwood
20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20He's Batman
10 / 10Death Row
18 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
over 6 years
wow +k for flirting with me
over 6 years
golly gosh
over 6 years
How dare you
over 6 years
STOP IT, YOU'LL LOSE ANYWAY!
over 6 years
I went to your profile to see your new avi but then I realized I never +k'ed you

+k for not being jingahegami!
over 6 years
You have been blessed by Natacha
(∩^o^)⊃━☆゜.*・。゚゜.*・。゚゜.*・。
deletedalmost 7 years
please help make a script that ranks all EM users by number of profile views
almost 7 years
+k!!
almost 7 years
+k shwartzie
almost 7 years
hi, im visiting your profile :D
almost 7 years
+k hey dad
almost 7 years
+k proud of u for counting to 3
almost 7 years
n1 shwartz99
almost 7 years
Hm, it looks like that file might've been a virus. Instead of cooking up trouble, try cooking up a Beet-Pickled Deviled Eggs: http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-beet-pickled-deviled-eggs-151550
almost 7 years
Hm, it looks like that file might've been a virus. Instead of cooking up trouble, try cooking up a Beet-Pickled Deviled Eggs: http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-beet-pickled-deviled-eggs-151550
almost 7 years
sick profile
almost 7 years
Mike says there are "no stakes."

But with Dunkin Donuts' new Steak and Egg sandwich, you might not be so quick to judge. Served on a toasty onion bagel, this hearty meal starts your day off right... at any time!
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almost 7 years
+k obedient
almost 7 years
great lord shwartz, the ultimate merc, +k for services
almost 7 years
+k for 40 minute game