przes

Thanks to EM, my earbuds will forever ping my ears
Michigan
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Whattup, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never learned how to read!

Friends (173)

Jampire
Riotpolice
Bunny
metarchy
teh407
GidLucioneDeviluke
UndercoverCivilian
alyssa89
jeanettteeg
BadSeed
 

Questions

sassmaster5000
almost 7 years
heyyyo
yo heyyy
arenaceous
about 9 years
insert terrible mean question here
Stop. i'm blushing ^.-
shopjeen
about 9 years
ur so fucking ugly ew
LMAO U RIGHT. You, however, are beautiful
anonymousabout 9 years
WHERE'S MY FUCKING CHILD SUPPORT PRZES
All I do is work and work for this family and this is what I get in return? Miss me with this Bullshit I am the child in need of support.
anonymousalmost 10 years
My favorite country is Turkey
Good 4 u I'm sure you're a great person

Achievements

5 / 20
Cop
Super Sleuth!
2 / 20
Doctor
Do No Harm
1 / 20
Mafia
I'm Miller, I Swear!
1 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
1 / 15
Sheriff
New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

Kaneusta
over 10 years
WE USED TO MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER WHEN WE PLAYED TOGETHER.
professorbluh
over 10 years
+K for that sick bod!
deletedover 10 years
MY MINDS TELLIN ME NOOOOOOOOO BUT MY BODY MY BODY IS TELLIN ME YEEEES
Dogfacedfriend
over 10 years
now the real mystery stands: Where are you? And why does your name appear blank when I check my messages? I'm feeling some sort of x-files, fringe-y shenanigans going on here.
sassmaster5000
almost 11 years
it was a joke haha
sassmaster5000
almost 11 years
there is no other man, i was just being a meanie, dont be mad <3
sassmaster5000
almost 11 years
i never left you, you left me
sassmaster5000
almost 11 years
don't leave me </3
sassmaster5000
almost 11 years
i was kidding <3
SirAmelio
almost 11 years
yo dude where are you, i miss you
sassmaster5000
over 11 years
my mind is telling me no............ but my body..... MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
xcrystal99
over 11 years
Newby lucky charm! :)