UndercoverCivilian

Alt: Thirdpartyvillager
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> MODS SUCK DICK TOP FUCKING LEL SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANUS

I ALWAYS TUNNEL DO NOT META SCUMREAD ME FOR IT kthxbai

The only single meta I have is that if I am lurking, I am probably dead. UndercoverCivilian doesn't lurk!

How you should play if you had my brain and weren't scum:

1) Always lynch your townread: You're likely to be wrong.

2) Do not lurk, instead fos everyone for every reason under the sun but tunnel one person regardless of reasoning (which is actually not scum but who cares?).

3) If the clear is tunneling who you are tunneling, tunnel someone different just for the sake of argument. Make yourself unreadable, unpredictable and undeniably mysterious. This reputation itself shall cause people to fear your very presence in a game.

4) No matter how stupid a player is, nor how ridiculously bad they played. Never, ever, disrespect them. Disrespect is for cowards, I myself was a coward and learned the hard way to respect even the weakest player for you never know when they may have you at their mercy perhaps within that day itself.

5) Never expect to win every game. Never expect that winning a game was entirely due to you either. You are simply a cog in the machine that is the game of mafia. In that game of mafia you had a role to play and you played it in relation to how the other cogs turned in tune with you. A cog is a cog. There is no such thing as a perfect cog, only a pristine machine. For a truly marvelous victory you will inevitably require others to play their parts around you in a certain way to assist your own majesty. Ego is the enemy of the mafia player and will inevitably destroy them in the long run.

6) Never advise others to follow these rules for it is very likely they have their own set of rules that you are disobeying and thus in their eyes you are a very bad player at the game of mafia, regardless of your stats. You cannot fight the ego of others by using your own ego, you must simply let them come to you, begging for advise, and then you must follow rule 4.

How you should play if you had my brain and were scum:

1) Bus

2) Follow all the rules of when you play town but make the person you are tunneling be scum.

3) Sometimes don't follow 2.

Questions

deletedalmost 11 years
Yo dude you shouldn't take all your anger out on games and blame me for GT, you were needed to hammer dumbass, and you were obviously not gonna change your vote. 'Trolling?' Really dude I did nothing of the sort.
you gave hammer to maf, kicks hadn't set in. You gt'd, it was 3-way and you knew i was mishammering and that I was clear.
anonymousalmost 11 years
Why are you so terrible?
Because others are superior.

Achievements

4 / 20Super Sleuth!
3 / 25Objection!
2 / 20Do No Harm
2 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
2 / 10I'm Batman.

Created Setups

almost 11 years
I like that remix, its guuuud...
almost 11 years
I feel you bro. Once I was doc with a cop dead and no reports. 4 people to choose from, and I fos'd the exact wrong two. Both town x.x
almost 11 years
I got you homie.
almost 11 years
Thanks for letting me join your family
almost 11 years
Yes, courkty, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D':
almost 11 years
are you really crying over a game? that's a shame.
almost 11 years
Your writing has been proven to me to be resonating. Good read, mate.
almost 11 years
Good read