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ImperialUnits
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ImperialUnits is the best <3

  • Multi WoW Gladiator
  • Multi Hearthstone Legend
  • Reached Global Elite in CS:GO

"Cheated" in EpicMafia, an utterly skill-based game losing out on a trophy and getting banned due to a person that actually cheated, just because she had a vagoo. Great community and totally unbiased mods.

Special thanks to: Peta, Rednose/Clarkson/Kenso, abc & Riotkiller and many forgotten for making this place bearable. :)

Friends (36)

Clarkson
LeBrickTheKing
iDexterMorgan
madhatter48
spacemanstu420
redreble4
ReimuHakurei
TreeMeister
EPicedison
HideSpy
 

Questions

ImperialUnits
almost 11 years
How often do you think about how awesome I am?
Every day.
ImperialUnits
almost 11 years
Are you taking anything to fix that doll performance anxiety?
Beta blockers and caverject, my body is ready 8D
ImperialUnits
almost 11 years
Why can't you quit me, bby? Why can't I quit you?
Dee kay, meant to be and stuff eye guess 8D
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
Does it bother you that you'll always be second best to your amazing EM wife? OH NOES. THIS WASN'T ON ANON? How embaaaarrrasssing. But lyk, rly. Can. You. Handle it?
Doesn't bother me because it's true, duh. If I can handle it? Eaaaasily 8D
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
Would you sacrifice yourself if a demon was haunting us, bby?
Sacrifice? Sure. Demons are harmless though bby.

Achievements

3 / 20
Gunsmith
He's Batman
1 / 20
Tracker
On the Trail
1 / 25
Oracle
Eye of the Beholder
1 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
deletedover 6 years
where'd this guy go??
deletedover 10 years
Welcome back
deletedover 10 years
i lov u
deletedover 10 years
awkward cuz dia is banned for being abc top lel
deletedover 10 years
yo...http://i.imgur.com/LH1vL6O.png
deletedover 10 years
Happy birthday king.
deletedalmost 11 years
General Jonas.
deletedabout 11 years
Did you touch my rocks?
Peta
about 11 years
god bless you buddy
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
And stuff.
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
I cheated on you with Pierce. Also hit that before you did. SORRY NOT SORRY. <3 Anniversary, would be sorry about forgetting if it didn't violate the Commandments.
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
I wish I could be as beautiful as a Great Fairy so you'd love me more. Except I'm already fucking gorgeous so no I don't.
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
Lawl, I forgot myself.
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
Coolest person on EM hands down? I THINK SO.
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
Oh my God, so in love. I've been being a hateful bitch since you left. Always <3
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
6/23/2013 Never forget.