Epicmafia

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married to

ImperialUnits

part of

Gestapo

family

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ImperialUnits is the best <3

Multi WoW Gladiator
Multi Hearthstone Legend
Reached Global Elite in CS:GO

"Cheated" in EpicMafia, an utterly skill-based game losing out on a trophy and getting banned due to a person that actually cheated, just because she had a vagoo. Great community and totally unbiased mods.

Special thanks to: Peta, Rednose/Clarkson/Kenso, abc & Riotkiller and many forgotten for making this place bearable. :)

Friends (36)

over 10 years

How often do you think about how awesome I am?

Every day.

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

Are you taking anything to fix that doll performance anxiety?

Beta blockers and caverject, my body is ready 8D

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

Why can't you quit me, bby? Why can't I quit you?

Dee kay, meant to be and stuff eye guess 8D

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

Does it bother you that you'll always be second best to your amazing EM wife? OH NOES. THIS WASN'T ON ANON? How embaaaarrrasssing. But lyk, rly. Can. You. Handle it?

Doesn't bother me because it's true, duh. If I can handle it? Eaaaasily 8D

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

Would you sacrifice yourself if a demon was haunting us, bby?

Sacrifice? Sure. Demons are harmless though bby.

Achievements

20 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

20 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

12 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

3 / 10

Vigilante

I'm Batman.

3 / 15

Mason

Knight Devout

deletedalmost 6 years

where'd this guy go??

deletedabout 10 years

Welcome back

deletedabout 10 years

i lov u

deletedabout 10 years

awkward cuz dia is banned for being abc top lel

deletedabout 10 years

yo...http://i.imgur.com/LH1vL6O.png

deletedabout 10 years

Happy birthday king.

deletedabout 10 years

General Jonas.

deletedover 10 years

Did you touch my rocks?

Peta

over 10 years

god bless you buddy

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

And stuff.

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

I cheated on you with Pierce. Also hit that before you did. SORRY NOT SORRY. <3 Anniversary, would be sorry about forgetting if it didn't violate the Commandments.

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

I wish I could be as beautiful as a Great Fairy so you'd love me more. Except I'm already fucking gorgeous so no I don't.

ImperialUnits

almost 11 years

Lawl, I forgot myself.

ImperialUnits

almost 11 years

Coolest person on EM hands down? I THINK SO.

ImperialUnits

almost 11 years

Oh my God, so in love. I've been being a hateful bitch since you left. Always <3