Epicmafia

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married to

ImperialUnits

part of

Gestapo

family

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ImperialUnits is the best <3

Multi WoW Gladiator
Multi Hearthstone Legend
Reached Global Elite in CS:GO

"Cheated" in EpicMafia, an utterly skill-based game losing out on a trophy and getting banned due to a person that actually cheated, just because she had a vagoo. Great community and totally unbiased mods.

Special thanks to: Peta, Rednose/Clarkson/Kenso, abc & Riotkiller and many forgotten for making this place bearable. :)

Friends (36)

over 10 years

Want you to make me feel, like I'm the only girl in the world!!!!!! ♫

Psh, coincidence. -.-

anonymousover 10 years

Would you leave your wife for me!?!?!? <3

Fuck no, until death do us part.

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

If Saria and I were drowning and you could only save one of us, who would you save? (Protip: Legally you can only have sex with one of us. I hear life saving gratitude boinking is on par with make up boinking.)

I'm pretty sure Saria can swim (UNLIKE SOMEONE) so i'd go for you bby.

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

What other Ocarina of Time song will you hum for me?

Zelda's Lullaby duh, you know I don't rely on chloroform.

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

Do you prefer being on top or having someone on top? ...of bunkbeds.

I prefer being behind... the bunkbed.

Achievements

20 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

20 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

12 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

3 / 10

Vigilante

I'm Batman.

3 / 15

Mason

Knight Devout

deletedalmost 6 years

where'd this guy go??

deletedabout 10 years

Welcome back

deletedabout 10 years

i lov u

deletedabout 10 years

awkward cuz dia is banned for being abc top lel

deletedabout 10 years

yo...http://i.imgur.com/LH1vL6O.png

deletedabout 10 years

Happy birthday king.

deletedabout 10 years

General Jonas.

deletedover 10 years

Did you touch my rocks?

Peta

over 10 years

god bless you buddy

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

And stuff.

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

I cheated on you with Pierce. Also hit that before you did. SORRY NOT SORRY. <3 Anniversary, would be sorry about forgetting if it didn't violate the Commandments.

ImperialUnits

over 10 years

I wish I could be as beautiful as a Great Fairy so you'd love me more. Except I'm already fucking gorgeous so no I don't.

ImperialUnits

almost 11 years

Lawl, I forgot myself.

ImperialUnits

almost 11 years

Coolest person on EM hands down? I THINK SO.

ImperialUnits

almost 11 years

Oh my God, so in love. I've been being a hateful bitch since you left. Always <3