Antidote

I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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"You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon. Zip! They go rocketing by so fast. How the hell else are you ever going to slow down?" Dunbar was almost angry when he finished.

"Well, maybe it is true," Clevinger conceded unwillingly in a subdued tone. "Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in that event, who wants one?"

"I do," Dunbar told him.

"Why?" Clevinger asked.

"What else is there?"

Stickers

Questions

almost 12 years
Do you love me?!
why ask questions when you know the answer will just make you sad
anonymousalmost 12 years
Do you love me?
Sure why not

Achievements

6 / 20On the Trail
2 / 10Gotcha!
2 / 35Boozin'
1 / 10Death Row
1 / 30Not On My Watch!

Created Setups

over 9 years
Can you like pls stop getting vios on my account -_- Not a single one is from myself. -_- -_- -_-
over 9 years
DUKE SUCKS GO HEELS WOO
over 9 years
MY LOVE I just officially won the title of valedictorian by finishing my classes and I graduate a week from sunday and then I'm going to the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill and it's going to be awesome ily & i miss you & long live epic mafia
over 9 years
"Antidote
Mi Xao Do Bien Seafood chowmein (can be ordered with crispy fried egg noodle) sounsd good to me"



+K
over 9 years
*kisses you on your butthole*
over 9 years
+k for being cool
over 9 years
Ily <3
over 9 years
+k to 170
over 9 years
+K because I think you are the best player on this website (and ofc Zwink)
almost 10 years
Nerd.
almost 10 years
good to see you back in the running for 5th place
deletedalmost 10 years
thanks! #pray4keri i'm slowly getting better
about 10 years
+k'd and tokens delivered as promised :p
over 10 years
+kd family
deletedover 10 years
Lmfao really? Sucks2suck I don't stick around for plebs ;p jk. I had to go to work.
over 10 years
Kinda recently started playing again bc i was grounded from life after crashing my dad's porsche (woops) but yeah I'm married I've got 11 kids and they all grew up to be doctors like where have you been
over 10 years
Bae <3
about 11 years
fight mad
about 11 years
http://www.epicmafia.com/report/72865 Play ranked games if you join them rather than saying nothing.
about 11 years
w8 wtf are u doing bro? second most points ? GJ XD