Jaguar

33
Chicago
in love with 
part of  family
 
74,102
141
1394wins1020losses17left
Competitive
2

Alt of http://www.epicmafia.com/user/10614

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2i0rdk7&s=6

My gender is neither male nor female, but since that's not an option, alternates weekly.


http://failblog.org/2010/01/08/sexy-chat-win/

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: rawr

Stranger: u male or female

You: female

Stranger: u horny

You: was that a question?

Stranger: yea'

You: try one of these next time ----> ?

Stranger: wat

Stranger: ohh this ?

Stranger: u horny?

You: better...but still not a complete sentance

Stranger: r u horny?

Stranger: R u horny?

You: so close and yet so far....r and u are not words

Stranger: are you horny?

You: almost there!

Stranger: wat eles

Stranger: Are your horny?

You: no

You have disconnected.

deletedover 13 years
please dont try for bronze :((( let me enjoy the glory :)
deletedover 13 years
Please break the tie on third.
deletedover 13 years
I heard that you thought Goodbar was yours. Think again. Goodbar is my bitch.
deletedover 13 years
Only 50% now, Faguar.
deletedover 13 years
If you join us, I will begin calling you DJ Jaggy Jag ASAP. You know you've always wanted to be a DJ.
deletedover 13 years
You do not have to hate Goodbar to be in the family. You can merely comfort those who have felt his wrath, and make us feel unified and whole again. We are in great pain, and a Jaguar therapist is just what we need.
deletedalmost 14 years
It doesn't need to be the name of the family for it to be a true fact, also I've seen how Goodbar treats you. Our family is a safe haven from his evil ways.
deletedalmost 14 years
I think you should join my family... yes/no?
deletedalmost 14 years
I am horny. Teach me the sexual ways of the Jaguar, and join my martial arts family. Let us train our hips together.
deletedalmost 14 years
Well, I don't know here to begin, I suppose the fact that Mna visits our family after shes had a bit to drink would be enough to convince you though.
deletedalmost 14 years
Dude, leave your family so I can invite you.
deletedalmost 14 years
it's almost like you're a big cat or something i don't even know
deletedalmost 14 years
why are you so cool :(
deletedalmost 14 years
I make terrible sammiches... ITS TRUE YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR MY BODY *sobs*
almost 14 years
well played <3 +k
deletedalmost 14 years
hey i see you are a female today. congratulations!
deletedalmost 14 years
Why do you only want me for my body?!?
almost 14 years
omg Jag, I did it. I'll discuss it with you when we play a game together.
deletedalmost 14 years
be mien valentien
almost 14 years
JAG JAG JaG JAG