I AM FARKINARKLE! YOU! MUST! FEAR! ME!!!!

I START EVERY DAY WITH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

EVERYTHING THAT IS TO BE BELIEVED IS CONTAINED IN PARENTHESIS!

EVERYTHING ELSE IS IN CAPS! IF IT IS NOT IN CAPS, IT IS IN PARENTHESIS!

IF THESE ARE NOT DONE, I AM GUISED!

ASK ME WHAT MY ALT IS AND SEE WHAT ANSWER I GIVE!!!!!!!

(Aye... He will give you a strange answer. Please forgive my Alt for his strangeness)