Man, what happened to you? We used to chill late night, smoke joints and drink beers together, talk about bitches and watch a football game. Now you're all into this "autistic" shit. Whats up with that?
Why're you so perfect? Why do I feel soft and squishy everytime I see you? Why do I feel excited when you play with me? Why do I feel that life's so colorful when you exist?
Good evening, Orlandeau, I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:
1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We reccomend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsability;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;
Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.
I'm a slave master, and this is my plantation. I work here with my and my slave driver, Big Nigg. Everyone in here has chains and a collar. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know which will try to escape.
Okay fine, I love you, is that what you wanted me to say? I hate that you have a girlfriend who doesn't respect you and is always going around town cucking you it's not fair and it makes me upset to see you upset and it's just not fair dude i'm really gay btw Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
FINE! I LOVE YOU and everytime we talk about you and your girlfriend, it breaks my heart and i just want to cry everyday, I want you here close to me, i want to be able to meet you and have something more than just talking through the internet, for some reason i am very drawn to you and i cant push you away from me (i dont want to push you away), i sometimes wish i was your girlfriend but i know that that will never happen, i try to be happy when talking to you but i dont show you what i really feel because its not important since your in love with your girlfriend, when youre hurt or depressed i am, when youre happy im happy, when you laugh and smile that makes me laugh and smile and feel good inside, i just wish it was you and me sometimes! there i told you
How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? I have heard people, when complaining about you, suggesting you are mentally orbiting some outer planet. Uranus comes to mind. In conclusion, I earnestly entreat you to find a stout garbage bag, climb inside, tie the top securely, and set yourself out on the footpath in the hope that some brave sanitary engineer, without regard to his own life, limb or future happiness, will pick you up and dispose of you properly.
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U horrible sick fukin basterd I knew u recorded something I should have known why would u show all that sh!t to __ u lowlife do i know how much sh!t u caused i have no fuking place to stay back home hope somebody ruins you ife 1 day and they will cos now ur cards are marked. funny that u won't answer the phone so enjoy getting kneecapped when my dad finds out about this and i hope u drop dead u sick piece of sh!t
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Waifu
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ummm, hi ? dont read, why are you still reading ? you wanna know who i am ? okay, here it is. still reading huh ? stop please. okay just ask me questions i dont know what to write
Ok...who the **** do you think you are coming on my friends page and leaving nasty *** messages like that? Do you feel like a big guy because you can buy your own tokens and add them on epicmafia? Does that make you feel like the ****, huh tought guy? I'm going to say this once. Back off from my girl. Don't ever come near her. If I hear that you are talking to her...I'm going to write a report and mention you harrasing her. I cant believe you man. On EPICMAFIA. Don't you have a life? Stupid little ****. You're so funny....SOOOOO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH. ****** idiot. And no this isn't even a ****** joke. Later, ******.
1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We reccomend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsability;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;
Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.