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mcdonalds rp

almost 6 years

McDonalds is currently closed for reconstruction

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TheseBlessedLadyNuts says

so um yeah do you uhhhh have anything vegan yeah im gonna need a vegan burger yeah ummmmmm yes


dennys is across the street I hear they don't use any real meat
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shayneismyname says

Excuse me, this is the regional manager. I notice it's been 8 hours and none of these people's orders have been fufilled.


Our motto isn't "fast and ready" so I'm not legally obligated to care
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baabaa says


*thinks about where i went wrong in life*


Make sure to great every customer with a smile haha! :) leave your thinking to break!
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What you guys have no Szechuan sauce? I WANT SZECHUAN SAUCE! WHERE'S MY SZECHUAN SAUCE??!! I'M PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!! WUBBALUBBADUBDUB!!!!!! I'M PICKLE RICK!!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!! REEEEE!!!! REEEEE!!!! IM PICKLE REEEEEEEEE!!!! REEEEEE!!!!! REEEEE!!!!!!
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sl0nderman says

can i have a water cup


*hands you a water cup while maintaining eye contact and a firm grip on the cup*
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back to this rodeo? -~-
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*notices alyssa is still alive in trunk of car* oh

Shwartz99 casts Heal!

*drives alyssa back to mcdonalds to take orders again*
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Gimme 20 mcnuggets.
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can i get 15 mcchickens thanks
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May I have a cup of water? It's for my special some one. Do you accept payment in the form of sand?
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so um yeah do you uhhhh have anything vegan yeah im gonna need a vegan burger yeah ummmmmm yes
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Excuse me, this is the regional manager. I notice it's been 8 hours and none of these people's orders have been fufilled.
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i deleted it
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[img]https://www.qsrmagazine.com/sites/default/files/styles/slideshow_image/public/story/tech-solutions-combat-drive-thru-challenges.jpg?itok=_66oaAwu[/img] ok here you go have a nice day
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tf2 engineer suddenly waltzes in requesting one bruger, no more, no less

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is alyssa dead yet i mean its been an hour since she broke her spine and nobody responded to the 911 dispatcher

*drags body into car and drives to garbage dump*
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can i get 15 mcchickens thanks
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*thinks about where i went wrong in life*
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*breathes in*
y'all wankahs
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can i have a water cup
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a-ahh...the sheer amount of hope radiating from this single mcdonald is so...warm...! the hope to fix alyssa's spine...the hope to slide down some more slides...the hope for a borger...all of it....fills me with so much joy! thank you all for showing me that you havent succumbed to despair...that you can keep living, even in the face of danger!