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almost 6 years

McDonalds is currently closed for reconstruction

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*pees in the mcchicken*
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slorp would rather eat the food instead of make it who hired her
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haha i pity you weak-minded baffoons.

i have finally arrived.

the chad of all chefs.



the alpha male chef has finally arrived and you puny weak wristed false-idols will never be at my level of mastery in the kitchen.



this is my kitchen now.

what say you puny human mash potato skulled cretins?
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waffle
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guys send all your orders to rigby they're in charge now
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Ill take the job *little do they know im going to pee in all the food he. he. he.*
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so is this mcdonalds open ive been waiting for a mcchicken for like 4 hours 24 minutes
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Shwartz99 casts meteor swarm!

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*crawls out of the mcdonalds with only half my corpse to put up a now hiring sign*
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rigby says

Chicken coconut ramen recipe


RIGBY THIS ISN'T VEGAN
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the service here is awful
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cant a girl just get a goddammn waffle
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can i get a mcchicken i have money
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shuumatsu says




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rigby says

Chicken coconut ramen recipe
A rigby original dish

you will need:
- a whole can of coconut milk
- about 4 tablespoons of chicken stock but like the powder kind
- some water
- sugar (optional)
- one package of ramen

instructions:
1) boil the water and mix it with the chicken stock
2) add coconut milk, stirring thoroughly so its not like...lumpy or whaetever
3) add sugar (to taste)
4) place a ramen block in the boiling soup and follow the instructions on the packet but do NOT add the flavoring packet or you will DIE
5) serve but wait a little bit before eating cuz its hot and i burned my tongue

thank you everyone, feel free to give me feedback on this recipe, it tastes a little weird but like in a good way. enjoy!


update: dont add ramen to this the ramen kind of sucks but it works fine as a soup maybe put some chicken or something in it
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*fuckjng kills your*
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Ok I finally decided what I want. Can I get uhhhhhhhh

Whopper?
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thats just white ppl curry ramen
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Chicken coconut ramen recipe
A rigby original dish

you will need:
- a whole can of coconut milk
- about 4 tablespoons of chicken stock but like the powder kind
- some water
- sugar (optional)
- one package of ramen

instructions:
1) boil the water and mix it with the chicken stock
2) add coconut milk, stirring thoroughly so its not like...lumpy or whaetever
3) add sugar (to taste)
4) place a ramen block in the boiling soup and follow the instructions on the packet but do NOT add the flavoring packet or you will DIE
5) serve but wait a little bit before eating cuz its hot and i burned my tongue

thank you everyone, feel free to give me feedback on this recipe, it tastes a little weird but like in a good way. enjoy!
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so can i get that mcchicken or what
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The dish im serving is LOOKS today henty
*crushes bobby flay with my huge f*cking as s killing him instantly*
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hello mcdonalds workers what are your vegan gluten free non dairy low sodium high calorie menu items
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i want a mcchicken make mchickens vegetarian so i can eat it and talk about it publicly in stead of eat it in secret shame at 3 am on a tuesday and never tell anyone... is this mcdonalds open