Cough cough dead

The store has been on fire for like 50 hours at this point there aint even gonna be enough of Alyssa's ashes for me to haunt

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hello 911 what's your emergency?

im sorry you have to deal with people like this. ive been here for like 3 days. no its fine ill wait.

can i have this burger for free? after all, you are on fire. oh, and because your staff seems preoccupied and i will have to wait for awhile, throw in a milkshake too. free, of course.

if you dont i will post to my local mom's club how you refused me service and were very disrespectful

*inhales too much smoke and passes out, sand falls out of pockets*

can i please get the water cup i wont put sprite in it

*pees on the fire*

i'm a 24 year old mcdonalds employee named kyle. my shift starts in 30 minutes. asked my supervisor if i could skip today because of the fire, she(#girlboss #feminism) said no. be there in 25.

i dont think this place is healthy.

ive literally died 3 times already stop this

I just realised but um. On top of the case regarding the fire I guess

*Haunts McDonalds sign so it falls on Shwartz and inflicts further brain damage*

McDonalds now face a massive sue

AHA! I know how this is going to end! ObitoSigma, with his vast knowledge of extinguishing fires, will swoop in and save the day! Yay!

all i wanted was a burger...

so can i get some ketchup for my mcchicken and a water cup

the machine isnt working sorry

Could I still get a McFlurry tho

oh cool a fire! can i get a picture of me with ronkey mcdonkey in front of it?

helo my burgber is too hot

I SAID I QUIT

wait what's that smell...

sorry we have like 80 orders to go through

i've been waiting HOURS for some McNuggies. please fix it