The store has been on fire for like 50 hours at this point there aint even gonna be enough of Alyssa's ashes for me to haunt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hello 911 what's your emergency?
im sorry you have to deal with people like this. ive been here for like 3 days. no its fine ill wait.
can i have this burger for free? after all, you are on fire. oh, and because your staff seems preoccupied and i will have to wait for awhile, throw in a milkshake too. free, of course.
if you dont i will post to my local mom's club how you refused me service and were very disrespectful
*inhales too much smoke and passes out, sand falls out of pockets*
can i please get the water cup i wont put sprite in it
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i'm a 24 year old mcdonalds employee named kyle. my shift starts in 30 minutes. asked my supervisor if i could skip today because of the fire, she(#girlboss #feminism) said no. be there in 25.
i dont think this place is healthy.
ive literally died 3 times already stop this
I just realised but um. On top of the case regarding the fire I guess
*Haunts McDonalds sign so it falls on Shwartz and inflicts further brain damage*
McDonalds now face a massive sue
AHA! I know how this is going to end! ObitoSigma, with his vast knowledge of extinguishing fires, will swoop in and save the day! Yay!
all i wanted was a burger...
so can i get some ketchup for my mcchicken and a water cup
the machine isnt working sorry
Could I still get a McFlurry tho
oh cool a fire! can i get a picture of me with ronkey mcdonkey in front of it?
helo my burgber is too hot
I SAID I QUIT
wait what's that smell...
sorry we have like 80 orders to go through
i've been waiting HOURS for some McNuggies. please fix it
mcdonalds rp
