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Birb Ultimatum

Shwartz99
over 5 years

My fellow sandbox users, I received this disheartening letter from the birbs:

dear sandbox owner shartz99,

we are the birbs. we demand complete control over this public restroom- er wait its a lobby not a restroom. well anyways we demand control or else!!! also, we have a secret member infiltrating your inner circles and as you do not know who this is, we know all of your movements! bwahahaha!

signed,

the birbarians

Sign here to
7 signed
JOIN THE ARMY AGAINST THE INVADERS
EpicSides
SupBros
Shwartz99
Mizzmox
riskitforthebiscuit
ReadyForBready
PosterChild
Give in?
12
We have no choice...
4
Never!
moonlightseal
over 5 years
We need a new stickied setup
rigby
over 5 years
um we didnt agree on that
riskitforthebiscuit
over 5 years
Attention Birbs! We are willing to negotiate. We will give you back Bob in exchange for dikdik
nepenthe
over 5 years
breaking news: shwartz99 is revealed to be 3 birds on top of each other in a trench coat
nepenthe
over 5 years
birbs are the devil
rockgirlnikki
over 5 years
dear God Penguin,
we are the birbs. sandbox is already doomed and we need your mighty flippers to assist us. soon, you will have all the power you so desired and rightfully deserved. bwahahaha!
signed,
the birbarians
moonlightseal
over 5 years
The birds are nothing compared to the mighty SEALS
ookami
over 5 years

HillaryClinton2020 says

bird prostates are the most sensitive of any mammal prostate.


=.=
moonlightseal
over 5 years
Who are the invaders???
BlessedBaphomet
over 5 years
bird prostates are the most sensitive of any mammal prostate.
Raccoon
over 5 years
Little do they know, it actually IS a restroom
PosterChild
over 5 years
I'm not scared of birbs, I have a cat?.
Bebop
over 5 years
the writing team really dropped the ball on these lore events
vom53
over 5 years
Friends,

I have spoken too soon. The birbarians struck me down first and sent an awful letter,

dear vom53,
we are the birbs. your penguinkind is already doomed. soon, all your friends will fall. bwahahaha!
signed,
the birbarians
vom53
over 5 years
We must united both churches to fight against this new menace. Surely a common enemy unites even the oldest of foes?!
Spineman
over 5 years
*gasps frightfully*

This is horrible!

*adjusts fursuit*

But who can the infiltrator be?
Mizzmox
over 5 years
put it in the lore books
Golbolco
over 5 years
New lore.