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Birb Ultimatum

almost 6 years

My fellow sandbox users, I received this disheartening letter from the birbs:


dear sandbox owner shartz99,

we are the birbs. we demand complete control over this public restroom- er wait its a lobby not a restroom. well anyways we demand control or else!!! also, we have a secret member infiltrating your inner circles and as you do not know who this is, we know all of your movements! bwahahaha!

signed,

the birbarians

Sign here to
7 signed
JOIN THE ARMY AGAINST THE INVADERS
Give in?
12
We have no choice...
4
Never!
almost 6 years
We need a new stickied setup
almost 6 years
um we didnt agree on that
almost 6 years
Attention Birbs! We are willing to negotiate. We will give you back Bob in exchange for dikdik
almost 6 years
breaking news: shwartz99 is revealed to be 3 birds on top of each other in a trench coat
almost 6 years
birbs are the devil
almost 6 years
dear God Penguin,
we are the birbs. sandbox is already doomed and we need your mighty flippers to assist us. soon, you will have all the power you so desired and rightfully deserved. bwahahaha!
signed,
the birbarians
almost 6 years
The birds are nothing compared to the mighty SEALS
almost 6 years

HillaryClinton2020 says

bird prostates are the most sensitive of any mammal prostate.


=.=
almost 6 years
Who are the invaders???
almost 6 years
bird prostates are the most sensitive of any mammal prostate.
almost 6 years
Little do they know, it actually IS a restroom
almost 6 years
I'm not scared of birbs, I have a cat?.
almost 6 years
the writing team really dropped the ball on these lore events
almost 6 years
Friends,

I have spoken too soon. The birbarians struck me down first and sent an awful letter,

dear vom53,
we are the birbs. your penguinkind is already doomed. soon, all your friends will fall. bwahahaha!
signed,
the birbarians
almost 6 years
We must united both churches to fight against this new menace. Surely a common enemy unites even the oldest of foes?!
almost 6 years
*gasps frightfully*

This is horrible!

*adjusts fursuit*

But who can the infiltrator be?
almost 6 years
put it in the lore books
almost 6 years
New lore.