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The Holy Church of Jamal

JM123
almost 7 years

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We are officialy expanding our mission into the Main lobby to begin eradicating the toxicity and bullying here in addition to our work in the Sandbox lobby.

Lord Ja'al gave me, WOKEN JM123, the task to spread the word.

Learn how you can join us today: https://epicmafia.com/topic/84480

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Volta says


Recidivism says

Dear Diary Thread,

Today, the pretty girl at the liquor store batted her eyes at me and wrote her number on my receipt. Should I call her?


I advise you to not engage in a relationship with another women until you don't let the relation with your ex-lover become part of you past.
As your several rants on games show, it's still a very alive matter!


i agree with this
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Volta says




I sure do look happy
Volta
almost 7 years
ErzaScarIet
almost 7 years

Recidivism says

Dear Diary Thread,

Today, the pretty girl at the liquor store batted her eyes at me and wrote her number on my receipt. Should I call her?


yes
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Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sky and land,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sea and sand.
We are ye servants,
We are ye men.
Black Phillip eats the lions
From the lions' den.
JamalMarley
almost 7 years
I only speak the truth, user Recidivism.

I do not have shame for you fail to realize that The Greatest Day which marked my grand return was less than a month ago.

And you are so wrong, me acknowledging my fanbase will allow this thread to remain atop the most recent thread list.
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BadUmpire says

The devil is alive in every maggot which squirms its way into the light my friend. Remember though... it is not too late. You can stop this.


Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sky and land,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sea and sand.
We are ye servants,
We are ye men.
Black Phillip eats the lions
From the lions' den.
JM123
almost 7 years
Dance for us, monkey Recidivism!
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The devil is alive in every maggot which squirms its way into the light my friend. Remember though... it is not too late. You can stop this.
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JamalMarley says

I have revived the Congregants of the Church thread and repurposed it to be more efficient. 8 months ago it was not used for what it is used for today.


Haha, this post reeks of embarrassment and shame.

Me posting in this thread will make it longer than your 3/4ths of a year old thread within a week
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BadUmpire says

Not a jester but a... a devil.

"The devil wants us to lose hope, to despair, and to place our trust in anything but God."


Stop it you're making me blush
JamalMarley
almost 7 years
I have revived the Congregants of the Church thread and repurposed it to be more efficient. 8 months ago it was not used for what it is used for today.
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Not a jester but a... a devil.

"The devil wants us to lose hope, to despair, and to place our trust in anything but God."
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Will you be embarrassed when this announcement thread is longer than the 8 month old thread you spent hours formatting?
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lacey says

tell jamal about your ex sonse

Volta
almost 7 years

Recidivism says

First church ever where all of the murals are of the jester


I'm sure whatever Church your BROKEN soul follows, allows it.
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JamalMarley says

This thread is an announcement and most certainly is not the main thread you believe it to be.

Those who are interested may read the thread in the original post, which is the main thread.


It's 8 months old and only 13 pages long. I'm exactly what you need. I'm like your Martin Luther, except I'm more important than you.
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First church ever where all of the murals are of the jester
JamalMarley
almost 7 years
This thread is an announcement and most certainly is not the main thread you believe it to be.

Those who are interested may read the thread in the original post, which is the main thread.
JM123
almost 7 years
Dance for us, monkey!
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If we lose hope for our salvation, we open our minds wide to all the poisonous thoughts that the enemy seeks to plant there. If we should conclude that we have no hope of winning the battle, why even fight? So we must never take off the helmet of hope if we hope to overcome the devil
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JamalMarley says

I acknowledge all of my fans, user Recidivism, do not flatter yourself!


We've spent more time talking about me in your church thread than talking about you. I'm basically a huge part of your canon now
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Volta says


Recidivism says

Dear Diary Thread,

Today, the pretty girl at the liquor store batted her eyes at me and wrote her number on my receipt. Should I call her?


I advise you to not engage in a relationship with another women until you don't let the relation with your ex-lover become part of you past.
As your several rants on games show, it's still a very alive matter!


Would you like to talk about it with me, here in this thread?
JamalMarley
almost 7 years
I acknowledge all of my fans, user Recidivism, do not flatter yourself!
Volta
almost 7 years

Recidivism says

Dear Diary Thread,

Today, the pretty girl at the liquor store batted her eyes at me and wrote her number on my receipt. Should I call her?


I advise you to not engage in a relationship with another women until you don't let the relation with your ex-lover become part of you past.
As your several rants on games show, it's still a very alive matter!