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The Holy Church of Jamal

JM123
almost 7 years

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We are officialy expanding our mission into the Main lobby to begin eradicating the toxicity and bullying here in addition to our work in the Sandbox lobby.

Lord Ja'al gave me, WOKEN JM123, the task to spread the word.

Learn how you can join us today: https://epicmafia.com/topic/84480

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You've spent four pages talking about me. Are you sure this thread isn't my church?
JamalMarley
almost 7 years
I think user Recidivism would be a delightful jester for our kingdom!
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Dear Diary Thread,

Today, the pretty girl at the liquor store batted her eyes at me and wrote her number on my receipt. Should I call her?
JM123
almost 7 years
comrade WOKEN Volta, I belive user Recidivism is too far away, he will stay BROKEN for a long time until he finally can join the good side

As our lord and ruler said, all we can say to user Recidivism is:

Dance for us, monkey!
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Recidivism says

But if you can't stop me from crapping on the floor of your most sacred church, how will you ever eradicate anything? You can't even eradicate the crap off of your floor.


Similar to how the Lion doesn't concern itself with the opinions of sheep, The One True God doesn't concern himself with the actions of the Heretical.
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This is a man who preaches while another man defecates on the floor while he does it
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

Recidivism says

But if you can't stop me from crapping on the floor of your most sacred church, how will you ever eradicate anything? You can't even eradicate the crap off of your floor.


I do not see anyone defecating on the floor of my divine Church, user Recidivism.

All I see is a user that is desperate for the spotlight and I suppose trying to latch onto me is a way to put yourself in the spotlight.
Volta
almost 7 years
This pathetic EM user Recidivism will never be WOKEN but forever BROKEN!

Confess your sins to Lord Ja'al and join the good fight or become DELETED!
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But if you can't stop me from crapping on the floor of your most sacred church, how will you ever eradicate anything? You can't even eradicate the crap off of your floor.
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tell jamal about your ex sonse
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

Recidivism says

That's all well and good, but can you stop me from placing a big long shiny turd on the floor of your Holy Church?


Look at this incredibly immature user throwing a temper tantrum, folks.

Let us watch as if he is an animal in the circus who is here to entertain us!

Dance for us, monkey!
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You can't. You can't stop me. Ah, to defecate on the floors of the gods.
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That's all well and good, but can you stop me from placing a big long shiny turd on the floor of your Holy Church?
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

Recidivism says

How are you going to stop me from taking a big fat dump all over the floor of your church?


Ah, a wonderful last-ditch effort to try to stick it to the man.

Unfortunately, your arms are just too short to box with God.
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Recidivism says

It's okay JamalMarley we can share this thread. It can be your church, and also the toilet for all of my sh.itposting


If you can only find happiness through shitposting then you truly need to accept Him into your life my friend. For the sake of your eternal soul and, more importantly, this lobby... please
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How are you going to stop me from taking a big fat dump all over the floor of your church?
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

Recidivism says

It's okay JamalMarley we can share this thread. It can be your church, and also the toilet for all of my sh.itposting


And now the terrible user attempts to save face with the great Jamal Marley after he faced an embarrassing public defeat.

User Recidivism, you may share any space that I share with the great congregants -- but only if you join us: https://epicmafia.com/topic/84480
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It's okay JamalMarley we can share this thread. It can be your church, and also the toilet for all of my sh.itposting
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i think i was a debby downer when you called me that too though
JamalMarley
almost 7 years
User lacey, do not allow this hateful user to bully and harass you.

Take my hand and join me:
https://epicmafia.com/topic/84480
JM123
almost 7 years
Slanderous lies and attempts at bullying will not have any effect on the glorious Holy Church of Jamal.
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A stupid ?
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as opposed to?
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lacey says

low hanging fruit


Why are you such a debbie downer lately?
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

Recidivism says

Actually I'm fighting JamalMarley, God of the One True Church of epicmafia, idiot.


Do not fight it, user Recidivism.

Repent, take my hand and join me: https://epicmafia.com/topic/84480