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The Holy Church of Jamal

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The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We are officialy expanding our mission into the Main lobby to begin eradicating the toxicity and bullying here in addition to our work in the Sandbox lobby.

Lord Ja'al gave me, WOKEN JM123, the task to spread the word.

Learn how you can join us today: https://epicmafia.com/topic/84480

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Praise be w/ you, let the holy lord Ja'al into your life and may you live a nicer life.
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Bumping

We had a little civil war, Plisswen tried to betray us but the case is solved and we're back on track

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.
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Daily reminder that thou holy savior, lord Ja'al forgiveth all and accepts all.
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DIS IS DA WAE OF THE DEVUL MY BRUDDAS

DO NOT BE DECIVED BY DA TRAP QUEEN JAMALBARLEY
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DIS IS NOT DA WAE
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Soluciones says

roleplaying is tiring


This is the best response to your meaningless comment.


Gloria says

This is not the way.

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This is not the way.
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Greetings my lord, we belive we will recruit more followers soon
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Greetings.
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roleplaying is tiring
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Greeting fellow WOKEN brothers!
What has Ja'al done for you today?
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You people still do not understand,

There were times that I myself, JM123, was the nominated king of sandbox. However those times changed, JamalMarley is the new leader and I must admit, he's superior to me in every single aspect. I've been converted and bowed down to my lord and it was the best decision I took in my life.

Me, and anyone who accepts lord Ja'al as his saviour will win great benefits

In the day after I was converted into the Holy Church of Jamal, I looked myself in the mirror and my muscles got bigger. I checked my uni grades online and I got A+ without opening a book. I went to nightclubs and all the ladies kept hitting on me.

When I was taking a shower I looked down and my genitals that were once small, are now remarkably bigger. When I logged in epicmafia.com I won trophies by randomly hipfiring.

Me, and also WOKEN ivana were then invited to be a part of the role mod team. All due to the fact we have the great spirit of Jamal inside our soles.

All these benefits sound good don't they? Don't worry users, you can be converted into the Church too.

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

Our quest in main lobby is just starting but we already recruited good warriors such as spacechupi, WOKEN VWXYZ, WOKEN meg, calciumkid, WOKEN matt, and recently LazyYamy joined our community.

spacechupi got unbanned and is currently doing well in competitive mafia, all after she became part of the church. Coincidence? I think not.

Sign up now: https://epicmafia.com/topic/84480
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Weirdos.
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I fully approve of the Church and its incursion into Main Lobby. Jamal bless you, woken JM.
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Recidivism says

Everyone stopped posting here as soon as I did, and now that I have they will start posting again.

Let there be light.


So untrue. As you can see above, everyone stopped posting as I did.
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i saw this in the recent posts and was really scared that it was still going. thank god it's just sonse coming back to feel important
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Everyone stopped posting here as soon as I did, and now that I have they will start posting again.

Let there be light.
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Alex says


lacey says

speaking of unrequited love, sonse do you have any advice for a person with a crush on someone that they want to get rid of


Don't subtweet me


if i had a crush on u i'd keep it
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lacey says

speaking of unrequited love, sonse do you have any advice for a person with a crush on someone that they want to get rid of


Don't subtweet me
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JamalMarley says

The females love me, let me tell you, user Recidivism.

They say “Jamal, you’re such a hunk and so intelligent and strong and handsome, please have sexual intercourse with me”. I tell them that I will, and I do.


Every day I think to myself that Ja'al cannot possibly be any greater than he was yesterday... and every day he proves me wrong.
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The females love me, let me tell you, user Recidivism.

They say “Jamal, you’re such a hunk and so intelligent and strong and handsome, please have sexual intercourse with me”. I tell them that I will, and I do.
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speaking of unrequited love, sonse do you have any advice for a person with a crush on someone that they want to get rid of
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weren't you just trying to fight someone over her
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She lives out of state now, it's dead whether I like it or not