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tbh ive won this site. plus a story

almost 7 years

i made mikeyru quit. me, not you, or anyone else. it was me

do i feel regret? f'uck no. me calling him bad in a pregame once meant id be dealing with his greasy hand planted on voting me from start to end, and him getting a nv to top it off. rofl. i've literally saved so many games since i made him quit. and feel like ive improved the site more than any authority has around here, probably ever in the site's history.

i prob shouldn't have done the selfie pic photoshopped postings with him as shrek. i think he was actually feeling 'high school' bullied all over again so i do feel bad in that sense. i mean he isnt that bad looking. just hilarious looking

end of the thread.

continue reading for more thoughts on people ive tackled around here and whether i regret it


sometimes i pushed humiliation too far on some of u guys for my own amusement, like when i went after forrest's ban on some silly teenager site cuz some girl, similar to glow, confused his trolling as full blown pedophilia trying to "sleep with children" (as bebop likes to put it). i deserved my harassment there harodihg and i apologize man

there is a d'amn good reason i made this thread, and it's in the first paragraph. if you're still reading, i gotta agree with the sjw notion that dating fully developed and sexually active females (who just happen to be not 18, thus still 'children' according to rules which due to circumstances of ur being born into X society at Y point in time rather than somewhere or sometime else) is just disgusting.


an*d jeff and dyl* - i pushed you guys hard all those months ago but it was too much fun for the forums. when i made the 'petri interrogates' bit - i was hoping the poke was just my trolling vs your trolling. then my ex krystal popped in with jeff. almost got me to delete there. clicked it even

hey btw, for u stupid people, the reason why deleting accounts is and always will be embarrassing, i swear there are those who havent figured this out yet, it is the equivalent of leaving high school, wondering if ppl still remember you, and then showing back at the same high school hoping to revamp ur social status with an embarrassingly obvious makeover. your rep in the community returns after a few days which id imagine is a great summary of Slow's lifespan here on this site


i suppose my harassment against sammie is seen as the worst by ppl here, but honestly you guys are way worse. ive defended her at times people said 'it.' thats fkd up man. you are calling her "it" and im the bad guy who makes a thread about farming 300 trophies. all ive done is make jokes abt someone having 200 fake trophies. now mods, you taking it to heart just shows you guys think she has whatever issue she thought i was inferring she has. so, sammie my dear, the real harassers are these mods hard defending you, they essentially are saying:

'well ya she is prob a little addicted to the site, and she has talked about baby fetishes as was verified by that convo with kerry. and ya she was caps locking over a game of solitaire during that chat too. ya, give vilden a 3rd harassment. he called her petri too.. like 8 months ago rite? now the 300 trophy topic? ya. time for him to learn not to make fun of hilariously bizarre behaviors of toxic, quadruple-accounting epicmafia users'


but anywyas f'uck you guys. it literally just occurred to me mikeyru quit the game solely because of me. i now demand acknowledgement from the entire community that i'm the reason mikeyru is no longer sitting in mafia tables voting the most blatant display of town game after game

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It's harassment to call me sonseray because that is the name I used before I knew love is a cold, cruel lie
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wait it's harassment to call sammie petri? calling someone by their old username is the same as misgendering them?
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i fuc/king love gay sex
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the character fit abc so well there was one girl who asked me if that was real.. she thought that actually happened irl and was being genuine
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This one is probably the Greatest Hit
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and anal
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nah the vio was a glorified public reaction to the thread and my name being in the OP. it went for 50 pages, half of that being arguments that i did nothing to harass her
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I'll take the risk for the sake of the thread ya'll, pretty sure I'm exempt from violations these days anyway.
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vilden says

(as bebop likes to put it)


what
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cesia was a swedish bombshell
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actually i liked both those accounts more than vild/shag
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i guess that means you are in severe debt now
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Becomeclear says

was cesia hot


man i had colors on that account and deleted it
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was cesia hot
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vilden says


Jeff says

me getting you w krystal was my ultimate display of dominance but all i want is for us to keep our love william <3


i deleted orlyfan and cesia but vilden had a cooldown still. finally broke me down dude


a crowning achievement of mine
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Jeff says

me getting you w krystal was my ultimate display of dominance but all i want is for us to keep our love william <3


i deleted orlyfan and cesia but vilden had a cooldown still. finally broke me down dude
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oh i once had a back and forth with "The" on the forums like 2 years ago from an unknown acct. felt bad after i realized he mustve had some form of autism(who doesnt tho) cuz my gag was the stupidest thing. like think of me accusing arcbell of stealing my balls in crack the code to give to my opponent by infiltrating the site javascript mainframe. he removed crack the code from games lobby cuz of that
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if we keep going with these comments we could prolly become those kids that jack off to knowing all about epicmafia.com lore
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I told lucid to admin Vancyon on facebook messenger and then when he did, I bullied Vancyon until he quit.

Good times.
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oh. and uh. systemoverload (when andrey trophied).

ya i made a kid literally cry with that gag.

i suppose i shouldnt be feel bad about that one. that's just the kindve motivation one needs to learn how to not give a
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What's that you got? 'Cause I'll have one of those
Vilden, I could never hate ya if I tried

[Chorus]
Cyclone
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me getting you w krystal was my ultimate display of dominance but all i want is for us to keep our love william <3
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sick
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vilden i still love you