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almost 7 years

i made mikeyru quit. me, not you, or anyone else. it was me

do i feel regret? f'uck no. me calling him bad in a pregame once meant id be dealing with his greasy hand planted on voting me from start to end, and him getting a nv to top it off. rofl. i've literally saved so many games since i made him quit. and feel like ive improved the site more than any authority has around here, probably ever in the site's history.

i prob shouldn't have done the selfie pic photoshopped postings with him as shrek. i think he was actually feeling 'high school' bullied all over again so i do feel bad in that sense. i mean he isnt that bad looking. just hilarious looking

end of the thread.

continue reading for more thoughts on people ive tackled around here and whether i regret it


sometimes i pushed humiliation too far on some of u guys for my own amusement, like when i went after forrest's ban on some silly teenager site cuz some girl, similar to glow, confused his trolling as full blown pedophilia trying to "sleep with children" (as bebop likes to put it). i deserved my harassment there harodihg and i apologize man

there is a d'amn good reason i made this thread, and it's in the first paragraph. if you're still reading, i gotta agree with the sjw notion that dating fully developed and sexually active females (who just happen to be not 18, thus still 'children' according to rules which due to circumstances of ur being born into X society at Y point in time rather than somewhere or sometime else) is just disgusting.


an*d jeff and dyl* - i pushed you guys hard all those months ago but it was too much fun for the forums. when i made the 'petri interrogates' bit - i was hoping the poke was just my trolling vs your trolling. then my ex krystal popped in with jeff. almost got me to delete there. clicked it even

hey btw, for u stupid people, the reason why deleting accounts is and always will be embarrassing, i swear there are those who havent figured this out yet, it is the equivalent of leaving high school, wondering if ppl still remember you, and then showing back at the same high school hoping to revamp ur social status with an embarrassingly obvious makeover. your rep in the community returns after a few days which id imagine is a great summary of Slow's lifespan here on this site


i suppose my harassment against sammie is seen as the worst by ppl here, but honestly you guys are way worse. ive defended her at times people said 'it.' thats fkd up man. you are calling her "it" and im the bad guy who makes a thread about farming 300 trophies. all ive done is make jokes abt someone having 200 fake trophies. now mods, you taking it to heart just shows you guys think she has whatever issue she thought i was inferring she has. so, sammie my dear, the real harassers are these mods hard defending you, they essentially are saying:

'well ya she is prob a little addicted to the site, and she has talked about baby fetishes as was verified by that convo with kerry. and ya she was caps locking over a game of solitaire during that chat too. ya, give vilden a 3rd harassment. he called her petri too.. like 8 months ago rite? now the 300 trophy topic? ya. time for him to learn not to make fun of hilariously bizarre behaviors of toxic, quadruple-accounting epicmafia users'


but anywyas f'uck you guys. it literally just occurred to me mikeyru quit the game solely because of me. i now demand acknowledgement from the entire community that i'm the reason mikeyru is no longer sitting in mafia tables voting the most blatant display of town game after game

almost 7 years
can you fuc­king learn to bypass already my god
almost 7 years
hey man i'm enjoying not having a thread of mine auto fk'd off into mod forums so go yourself dude
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Teach me how to self suck
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I guess when the site admin is a baby in diapers it's to be expected that the main lobby would have the most autism.
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Jeff says

Vilden how exactly do you give someone a self suck tho??


you grab them by the back of the neck and thrust their face onto their own genitals. then you just work their face until they're forced to swallow their c'ock. voila. you can give anyone a self suck that way. it wouldnt be applicable on some larger heavy set guys though unless you really break their fking spine
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vilden says

"SELF NOW OR U WILL GIVE ME A SELF SUCK"


what lol
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case u didnt notice i name dropped 30% of the playerbase u sensitive little flower fairy
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Vilden how exactly do you give someone a self suck tho??
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be a stronger man and it will be fine
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"i care so little about your post" yeah nice try when you name dropped me in your OP
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buddy i care so little about your post but im gonna use the "self suck" combo in the future so thanks. "SELF NOW OR U WILL GIVE ME A SELF SUCK" that will get the straightest of men and women at any table selfing if it came from u greninja, believe me
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never have i seen a less deserving self suck than that time the amazing atheist came out with a biopic about himself
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Jeff says

Don’t hit on my buck toothed girlfriend ever again Vilden


:(
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she's all yours man
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Don’t hit on my buck toothed girlfriend ever again Vilden
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speaking of hot girls, what's up care-o-line
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i guess he could pin his reads on me back when i was pretending to be that hot as$ girl and apparently he doesnt read gays or girls. idk it makes a little bit of sense
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remember pranay and his legit list of gays thread? he showed in there how i'm probabilistically a striaght guy
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Hi vilden
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being white made me racist he's not wrong
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i swear man being white makes me racist because you can say "whites arent my type" or you can call me any racial insult like cracker and it just doesnt matter. being white just automatically makes it not matter. im also p sure that is a louis ck bit.. or something like it
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good thread
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I think we're closing in on something here.
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Arcbell says

if vilden were black or hispanic, would you have hatef*cked him back when you two were at war?

I'm just trying to get to the root of this.


if he was asian or hispanic hell tf ya lol
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Jeff says


Arcbell says

Okay but did you want to?


no he's white


u gotta get that BBC