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almost 7 years

i made mikeyru quit. me, not you, or anyone else. it was me

do i feel regret? f'uck no. me calling him bad in a pregame once meant id be dealing with his greasy hand planted on voting me from start to end, and him getting a nv to top it off. rofl. i've literally saved so many games since i made him quit. and feel like ive improved the site more than any authority has around here, probably ever in the site's history.

i prob shouldn't have done the selfie pic photoshopped postings with him as shrek. i think he was actually feeling 'high school' bullied all over again so i do feel bad in that sense. i mean he isnt that bad looking. just hilarious looking

end of the thread.

continue reading for more thoughts on people ive tackled around here and whether i regret it


sometimes i pushed humiliation too far on some of u guys for my own amusement, like when i went after forrest's ban on some silly teenager site cuz some girl, similar to glow, confused his trolling as full blown pedophilia trying to "sleep with children" (as bebop likes to put it). i deserved my harassment there harodihg and i apologize man

there is a d'amn good reason i made this thread, and it's in the first paragraph. if you're still reading, i gotta agree with the sjw notion that dating fully developed and sexually active females (who just happen to be not 18, thus still 'children' according to rules which due to circumstances of ur being born into X society at Y point in time rather than somewhere or sometime else) is just disgusting.


an*d jeff and dyl* - i pushed you guys hard all those months ago but it was too much fun for the forums. when i made the 'petri interrogates' bit - i was hoping the poke was just my trolling vs your trolling. then my ex krystal popped in with jeff. almost got me to delete there. clicked it even

hey btw, for u stupid people, the reason why deleting accounts is and always will be embarrassing, i swear there are those who havent figured this out yet, it is the equivalent of leaving high school, wondering if ppl still remember you, and then showing back at the same high school hoping to revamp ur social status with an embarrassingly obvious makeover. your rep in the community returns after a few days which id imagine is a great summary of Slow's lifespan here on this site


i suppose my harassment against sammie is seen as the worst by ppl here, but honestly you guys are way worse. ive defended her at times people said 'it.' thats fkd up man. you are calling her "it" and im the bad guy who makes a thread about farming 300 trophies. all ive done is make jokes abt someone having 200 fake trophies. now mods, you taking it to heart just shows you guys think she has whatever issue she thought i was inferring she has. so, sammie my dear, the real harassers are these mods hard defending you, they essentially are saying:

'well ya she is prob a little addicted to the site, and she has talked about baby fetishes as was verified by that convo with kerry. and ya she was caps locking over a game of solitaire during that chat too. ya, give vilden a 3rd harassment. he called her petri too.. like 8 months ago rite? now the 300 trophy topic? ya. time for him to learn not to make fun of hilariously bizarre behaviors of toxic, quadruple-accounting epicmafia users'


but anywyas f'uck you guys. it literally just occurred to me mikeyru quit the game solely because of me. i now demand acknowledgement from the entire community that i'm the reason mikeyru is no longer sitting in mafia tables voting the most blatant display of town game after game

almost 7 years

Jeff says

no i was pretending to be a virgin back then lol


same
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if vilden were black or hispanic, would you have hatef*cked him back when you two were at war?

I'm just trying to get to the root of this.
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Arcbell says

Okay but did you want to?


no he's white
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why the F’UCK am I here man
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Well, what are the wild parts?
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idk it's really wild and kinda sad but it is getting better
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Jeff says

no i was pretending to be a virgin back then lol


lol
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Okay but did you want to?
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no i was pretending to be a virgin back then lol
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Would you have hatef*cked him back when you two were at war?
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he's not my type =[
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Arcbell says

That you secretly wanted to bang each other

almost 7 years

Arcbell says

That you secretly wanted to bang each other


ok no not at all legit lol
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vilden says


Jeff says

I was just communicating what I’ve heard from some trans people I know.


oh you're landon i remember that


oh my bad yeah that was me lol
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vilden says

ur theories are gay as hell man


me
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how about your life?
almost 7 years

blank says

oh i'm elise, i just changed my mains name a while ago. i hope ur life is going ok arcbell :-)


my life is weird right now, but yes it is going ok
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vilden says

i was gonna post it first, but encrypted, then you'd just post after, not encrypted

i was pretty sure i knew what you were gonna say


Oooh I see, so only if you're right will I get to see what you thought I'd say.
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oh i'm elise, i just changed my mains name a while ago. i hope ur life is going ok arcbell :-)
almost 7 years

blank says

how r u? i havent posted here in a while


im good. i dont really know who you are though
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i was gonna post it first, but encrypted, then you'd just post after, not encrypted

i was pretty sure i knew what you were gonna say
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how r u? i havent posted here in a while
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hello
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hello
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What was it? And why are we encrypting it.