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almost 7 years

i made mikeyru quit. me, not you, or anyone else. it was me

do i feel regret? f'uck no. me calling him bad in a pregame once meant id be dealing with his greasy hand planted on voting me from start to end, and him getting a nv to top it off. rofl. i've literally saved so many games since i made him quit. and feel like ive improved the site more than any authority has around here, probably ever in the site's history.

i prob shouldn't have done the selfie pic photoshopped postings with him as shrek. i think he was actually feeling 'high school' bullied all over again so i do feel bad in that sense. i mean he isnt that bad looking. just hilarious looking

end of the thread.

continue reading for more thoughts on people ive tackled around here and whether i regret it


sometimes i pushed humiliation too far on some of u guys for my own amusement, like when i went after forrest's ban on some silly teenager site cuz some girl, similar to glow, confused his trolling as full blown pedophilia trying to "sleep with children" (as bebop likes to put it). i deserved my harassment there harodihg and i apologize man

there is a d'amn good reason i made this thread, and it's in the first paragraph. if you're still reading, i gotta agree with the sjw notion that dating fully developed and sexually active females (who just happen to be not 18, thus still 'children' according to rules which due to circumstances of ur being born into X society at Y point in time rather than somewhere or sometime else) is just disgusting.


an*d jeff and dyl* - i pushed you guys hard all those months ago but it was too much fun for the forums. when i made the 'petri interrogates' bit - i was hoping the poke was just my trolling vs your trolling. then my ex krystal popped in with jeff. almost got me to delete there. clicked it even

hey btw, for u stupid people, the reason why deleting accounts is and always will be embarrassing, i swear there are those who havent figured this out yet, it is the equivalent of leaving high school, wondering if ppl still remember you, and then showing back at the same high school hoping to revamp ur social status with an embarrassingly obvious makeover. your rep in the community returns after a few days which id imagine is a great summary of Slow's lifespan here on this site


i suppose my harassment against sammie is seen as the worst by ppl here, but honestly you guys are way worse. ive defended her at times people said 'it.' thats fkd up man. you are calling her "it" and im the bad guy who makes a thread about farming 300 trophies. all ive done is make jokes abt someone having 200 fake trophies. now mods, you taking it to heart just shows you guys think she has whatever issue she thought i was inferring she has. so, sammie my dear, the real harassers are these mods hard defending you, they essentially are saying:

'well ya she is prob a little addicted to the site, and she has talked about baby fetishes as was verified by that convo with kerry. and ya she was caps locking over a game of solitaire during that chat too. ya, give vilden a 3rd harassment. he called her petri too.. like 8 months ago rite? now the 300 trophy topic? ya. time for him to learn not to make fun of hilariously bizarre behaviors of toxic, quadruple-accounting epicmafia users'


but anywyas f'uck you guys. it literally just occurred to me mikeyru quit the game solely because of me. i now demand acknowledgement from the entire community that i'm the reason mikeyru is no longer sitting in mafia tables voting the most blatant display of town game after game

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not what i had anyways
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Wait sh*t
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That's the only gay one
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hey before you answer, let me know when you have the post ready. ill pgp you what youre going to say
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what other theories you got floating around
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ur theories are gay as hell man
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That you secretly wanted to bang each other
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It's always been a theory of mine when you two would go at it
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Arcbell says

I want to start a betting ring based on whether or not, one day, jeff and vilden will have sex


why are you having these thoughts?
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Jeff says

I was just communicating what I’ve heard from some trans people I know.


oh you're landon i remember that
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Alex says

does it have to be mutual or can i just bet on jeff to want to have sex with ___________


I will provide the capability for betters to take bets on any outcome.
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I try to not hold grudges so no worries, I appreciate the apology.
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does it have to be mutual or can i just bet on jeff to want to have sex with ___________
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I want to start a betting ring based on whether or not, one day, jeff and vilden will have sex
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I was just communicating what I’ve heard from some trans people I know.
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at 1;55 this tran was ready to fight ben shapiro (a well known lawyer and commentator) in a televised debate. now this is obviously subjective, but if we're measuring what 'cuts deeper' -- this clip reveals a lot
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Landon says

To be fair, it's actually ruder to call someone by their old name than to call them by the opposite gender than what they prefer.

It's like constantly reminding them of a past they hated and worked hard to get away from. Misgendering them isn't as deep and cutting as calling them the name and identity they want gone.


huh. if im a boy, but want to be a girl. and someoone wants to be a jerk and calls me a fking guy. thats a direct insult bro

those who think it's ruder to call me are implying it's done on purpose. so what is more rude, thinking a person is so unkind they deliberately called them an old name as a dig, or someone deliberately calling a tranny a guy
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there is a line to cross for most users up until the point they feel 'harassed'

mods have no line drawn when it comes to sammie. my thoughts on this are they simply dont want her barking at them
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anth i've already tried the "doing research for my paper" when it came to sammie's trophy farming / how mental illness surfaces on the internet but my harassment was sustained. it really was educational and necessary for my doctorate (yes im a dr)
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Imagine believing that changing your identity is as easy as a nickname
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I'll call that b*tch Orbneko and take my violation to go with a side of fries
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Landon says

To be fair, it's actually ruder to call someone by their old name than to call them by the opposite gender than what they prefer.

It's like constantly reminding them of a past they hated and worked hard to get away from. Misgendering them isn't as deep and cutting as calling them the name and identity they want gone.


here is the answer to my question that is all i wanted to know thank you keep the thread up now
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vilden says

my thread is gonna get crushed any second now thanks anthdawg


i am asking a question that simply needs clarification. i have not committed to calling sammie anything other than sammie. my question is purely for scientific purposes and a firm grasp of understanding the rules set for this site.
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To be fair, it's actually ruder to call someone by their old name than to call them by the opposite gender than what they prefer.

It's like constantly reminding them of a past they hated and worked hard to get away from. Misgendering them isn't as deep and cutting as calling them the name and identity they want gone.
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my thread is gonna get crushed any second now thanks anthdawg