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tbh ive won this site. plus a story

almost 7 years

i made mikeyru quit. me, not you, or anyone else. it was me

do i feel regret? f'uck no. me calling him bad in a pregame once meant id be dealing with his greasy hand planted on voting me from start to end, and him getting a nv to top it off. rofl. i've literally saved so many games since i made him quit. and feel like ive improved the site more than any authority has around here, probably ever in the site's history.

i prob shouldn't have done the selfie pic photoshopped postings with him as shrek. i think he was actually feeling 'high school' bullied all over again so i do feel bad in that sense. i mean he isnt that bad looking. just hilarious looking

end of the thread.

continue reading for more thoughts on people ive tackled around here and whether i regret it


sometimes i pushed humiliation too far on some of u guys for my own amusement, like when i went after forrest's ban on some silly teenager site cuz some girl, similar to glow, confused his trolling as full blown pedophilia trying to "sleep with children" (as bebop likes to put it). i deserved my harassment there harodihg and i apologize man

there is a d'amn good reason i made this thread, and it's in the first paragraph. if you're still reading, i gotta agree with the sjw notion that dating fully developed and sexually active females (who just happen to be not 18, thus still 'children' according to rules which due to circumstances of ur being born into X society at Y point in time rather than somewhere or sometime else) is just disgusting.


an*d jeff and dyl* - i pushed you guys hard all those months ago but it was too much fun for the forums. when i made the 'petri interrogates' bit - i was hoping the poke was just my trolling vs your trolling. then my ex krystal popped in with jeff. almost got me to delete there. clicked it even

hey btw, for u stupid people, the reason why deleting accounts is and always will be embarrassing, i swear there are those who havent figured this out yet, it is the equivalent of leaving high school, wondering if ppl still remember you, and then showing back at the same high school hoping to revamp ur social status with an embarrassingly obvious makeover. your rep in the community returns after a few days which id imagine is a great summary of Slow's lifespan here on this site


i suppose my harassment against sammie is seen as the worst by ppl here, but honestly you guys are way worse. ive defended her at times people said 'it.' thats fkd up man. you are calling her "it" and im the bad guy who makes a thread about farming 300 trophies. all ive done is make jokes abt someone having 200 fake trophies. now mods, you taking it to heart just shows you guys think she has whatever issue she thought i was inferring she has. so, sammie my dear, the real harassers are these mods hard defending you, they essentially are saying:

'well ya she is prob a little addicted to the site, and she has talked about baby fetishes as was verified by that convo with kerry. and ya she was caps locking over a game of solitaire during that chat too. ya, give vilden a 3rd harassment. he called her petri too.. like 8 months ago rite? now the 300 trophy topic? ya. time for him to learn not to make fun of hilariously bizarre behaviors of toxic, quadruple-accounting epicmafia users'


but anywyas f'uck you guys. it literally just occurred to me mikeyru quit the game solely because of me. i now demand acknowledgement from the entire community that i'm the reason mikeyru is no longer sitting in mafia tables voting the most blatant display of town game after game

almost 7 years
a very humble thank you
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Recidivism says


Heck says


Recidivism says

I think you are seeking attention by pointing out the fact that he is an attention seeker


did anyone ask what you think?


I am also seeking attention, it is the purpose of this website. I am enlightened.


did anyone ask?
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Try pranay. ryu was one foot out the door anyways.
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Heck says


Recidivism says

I think you are seeking attention by pointing out the fact that he is an attention seeker


did anyone ask what you think?




I am also seeking attention, it is the purpose of this website. I am enlightened.
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Recidivism says

I think you are seeking attention by pointing out the fact that he is an attention seeker


did anyone ask what you think?
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I think you are seeking attention by pointing out the fact that he is an attention seeker
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vilden says

why is this monkey Heck surprised to see a thread called 'ive won the site' a seek for attention. did u expect a humble thread from a title like this


no i pointed out that you are an attention seeker. please point to where i implied i was surprised

(for the intellectually challenged i will save you a few minutes, there is no way to point to where i implied i was surprised, because i wasn't)
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Jeff says

being white made me racist he's not wrong


aren't you a proud látínö ãmerīcánó
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vilden ill beat you in chess then ill take you to dinner
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blood4blood get back. wasn't done talking to you
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Forrest says


Greninja says

yall gonna just let me do that to myself


only certain image hosting sites are whitelisted

reupload your picture to imgur and it will work


not worth it for a semencup.jpg joke
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Greninja says

yall gonna just let me do that to myself


only certain image hosting sites are whitelisted

reupload your picture to imgur and it will work
almost 7 years

blood4bloodgod says

sammie masturbated to a child pic of cory, true story. Then again arcbell is an actual pedophile, is it any surpirse the mods would defend another known pedo?


hey man noticed you said main lobby, like we are foreign to you or something? where u from? where can i find u on this website on a normal day
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why is this monkey Heck surprised to see a thread called 'ive won the site' a seek for attention. did u expect a humble thread from a title like this
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yall gonna just let me do that to myself
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Greninja faces his greatest challenge yet: posting a picture of a glass of milk

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blood4bloodgod says

sammie masturbated to a child pic of cory, true story. Then again arcbell is an actual pedophile, is it any surpirse the mods would defend another known pedo?


Sorry what?
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Heck says

attention seeker

'end of thread' followed by 527 more words

go die in a death


haha so what. and that was the end of the thread. i didnt ask anyone to read the rest. i was actually expecting to be shoved and vio'd within 30 seconds
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Heck says


go die in a death

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caroline says

when i become admin


sorry
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It’s okay when i become admin mods only will be made public
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and there you have it, welcome to moderators only
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attention seeker

'end of thread' followed by 527 more words

go die in a death
almost 7 years
sammie masturbated to a child pic of cory, true story. Then again arcbell is an actual pedophile, is it any surpirse the mods would defend another known pedo?