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N1 Vig in Reverse Maf is optimal.

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There is an EXTREMELY popular opinion that n1 vig is a noob/idiotic move.

Firstly, this is based on the actual truth that all noobs are going to n1 as vig and that (due to this popular peer pressured opinion) most experienced players will kill no one n1 as vig. The issue is that just because all noobs would do it and most experienced players wouldn't doesn't, in itself, prove that the majority who no-kill are in the right.

I will now prove why the minority of experienced players who do n1 as vig are not idiotic gamblers but wise gamblers: There are 10 players overall. 6 of them are ones you want to kill n1 (traitors+fool). Note that it is actually a 66.67% shot you are taking and not a 60% shot because you know you yourself are not one of the 6 and therefore it'a a 6/9 shot in the dark and not a 6/10).

The argument that you can n1 stalker and unrank the game (which is a 11.11% chance) or that you can kill the masoned player and/or the same as stalker both which hurt town is just not how you should analyse a gamble. You don't think "oh no this can go wrong so therefore it's unwise" you should think which is more likely; it going right or wrong and use this combined with the extent of profit in deciding to go for it or not. In reality killing off a mason isn't too bad n1 unless the stalker kills the other one too. The only person you could kill n1 who really will impact your chances of winning negatively by a huge percentage is the tracker as you now have heavily nerfed the information with which the masons can operate AROUND the possibility of masoning the stalker.

So, in reality, the stalker and the tracker are the only game-hampering kills you could make n1 and since you can still win easily-enough with tracker dead (especially with the skill level of most reverse maf players being hella low) you are only really needing to fear killing the stalker n1 or the same as the stalker kills which all in all is a 22.22% chance of failure in your shot.

So, taking ALL ANGLES of thinking into your frame of mind, n1ing as the vig is pretty much either helping you or not mattering too much 77.88% of the time.

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Jeff says

I got TWO latinos within 3 hours of each other tyvm xoxo


How many points is a latino worth as compared to an Asian?
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i need tips on getting di/ck because my daddy issues transcend my sexual identity
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Your crusty white as's could NEVER
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UnknownGangster says


Jeff says


UnknownGangster says


Jeff says

Only a virgin would think "I'll take your any day" is someone BEGGING to be fu'cked.


No, anyone who understand English or can use Google translate would realise it means that.


any *virgin* who understands English


No, seriously anyone who isn't a virgin can understand that sentence too, like I don't get what on Earth you're implying here but your sentence really was easy to understand.


He capitalized Earth because he's self-conscious about his intelligence now we did it ya'll good game team. 1-2-3 goooooo epicmafia foruuums!
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I got TWO latinos within 3 hours of each other tyvm xoxo
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It's so easy to understand that you misunderstood. We love kindergartners!
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Recidivism says

I monitor halls too, but the good kind though


Yeah, EM Role descriptions. The height of your real life and online career.

Wait, you failed to even do that sorry I remember.
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Jeff says


UnknownGangster says


Jeff says

Only a virgin would think "I'll take your any day" is someone BEGGING to be fu'cked.


No, anyone who understand English or can use Google translate would realise it means that.


any *virgin* who understands English


No, seriously anyone who isn't a virgin can understand that sentence too, like I don't get what on Earth you're implying here but your sentence really was easy to understand.
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Wait, were you asking for advice? PM me and I can give you some Grindr tips <3
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Jeff says

If there is ONE thing I'm good at it's getting prime di'ck. My Grindr game is impeccable.


60% of the reason i keep coming back to this thread is to see jeff pop up to talk about his pursuit of d/ick
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Nah I post "Wanna swap oral and makeout", send a picture of my cute face, and I get what I want!
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I monitor halls too, but the good kind though
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Jeff says

If there is ONE thing I'm good at it's getting prime . My Grindr game is impeccable.


What do you do? Post "I worship online bullies, so anyone who likes to derail threads HMU. xxxx"??
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UnknownGangster says


Jeff says

Only a virgin would think "I'll take your any day" is someone BEGGING to be fu'cked.


No, anyone who understand English or can use Google translate would realise it means that.


any *virgin* who understands English
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If there is ONE thing I'm good at it's getting prime di'ck. My Grindr game is impeccable.
almost 7 years

Jeff says

Only a virgin would think "I'll take your any day" is someone BEGGING to be fu'cked.


No, anyone who understand English or can use Google translate would realise it means that.
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UnknownGangster says


Recidivism says


Jeff says

You mean I won't be getting di'ck from someone who failed First Grade Grammar and is an E-Gangster?

sigh.


It's okay babe you can have my straight F student burger flipping blunt blowing d.ick any day


You act like he could do better.


Oh sweetie....
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Only a virgin would think "I'll take your di'ck any day" is someone BEGGING to be fu'cked.
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Recidivism says


Jeff says

You mean I won't be getting di'ck from someone who failed First Grade Grammar and is an E-Gangster?

sigh.


It's okay babe you can have my straight F student burger flipping blunt blowing d.ick any day


You act like he could do better.
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Jeff says

You mean I won't be getting di'ck from someone who failed First Grade Grammar and is an E-Gangster?

sigh.


It's okay babe you can have my straight F student burger flipping blunt blowing d.ick any day
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Jeff says

You mean I won't be getting di'ck from someone who failed First Grade Grammar and is an E-Gangster?

sigh.


Your insult kind of fails when you begged for it.
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Recidivism says

]Well, I've mentioned a few times that I'm not even a real role mod, but you don't seem to be as smart as you think


Damn, did you no longer make the cut? Did you try to bully the wrong guy there too?

Poor baby, I feel so bad.
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You mean I won't be getting di'ck from someone who failed First Grade Grammar and is an E-Gangster?

sigh.
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UnknownGangster says


Recidivism says

Hey dude I just want to take the time to thank you for telling me my pe.nis is three inches long, usually when people do that insult they say two inches so you know just, thanks for the benefit of the doubt man. Thanks.


You're welcome. You can have an extra inch and one less EM account.

Enjoy the ban.


Can we split the difference and call it 8 inches and thick?
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Jeff says

Lord Gangster I'll take your d'ick any day, Zaddy.


You wish you could but see my standards rule out wastes of space.